What Is This Song??????

More incorrect heartstopper quotes from yours truely. Fun fact, the aciant egyptian word for 'cat' is 'mau'... i didnt know eciant egyptians were pokemon trainers! XD:

During spring-nelso dinner;

Tori: hey Charlie, kiss the pritiest person in the room

Charlie: yo david, can you fucking leave im tryna french my boyfriend

david: im not even sitting between you two, you're litrelly on his lap

Charlie, preparing to french a heavily blushing Nick: yeah i know, but your uglyness is dampning the mood so fuck off

*proceeds to french Nick*

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Charlie: *throws a ''get better soon'' card at a perfectly healthy david*

Charlie, yelling: GET BETTER

Charlie: *slams door*

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Stephan, to Nick: am i a bad father, david?

Nick: *??*

Nick: im Nick

david: (T_T)

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david: ha, you're so short. What do you even see from there?

Charlie: your IQ

Charlie: oh look, its droping

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Charlie: *goes to the shops*

Tori: Charlie wait, you forgot your emotional support animal

Charlie: *pops his head through the door* i dont have a-

Nick: *gives puppy eyes*

Charlie: *sigh*

Charlie: come here

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Went on a walk, the mushroom is still here

Marvel AU heartstopper where Charlie could get pregnant could me SO funny IMO.

Nick and Charlie talk about having kids and adoption (bc Nick doesnt know his bf can GET pregnant) and so Charlie is like ''y'know what? Im gonna surprise him with a baby real quick'' so he starts planing these elaborate dates to sleep with Nick bc Nick is a gentalman who wouldnt have sex with Charlie that amount of times a month unless it was initiated by Charlie taking him on dates and asking him to have sex which he would gladly do whenever he just doesnt want to push Charlie to do things he's uncomfy with.

One day Nick is about to go on this big mission for the avengers (Nick is a spidy veriant) and before he goes Charlie just randomly says ''good luck, and by the way im like, pregnant, so dont die becuase i am carrying your child and it would suck if you died right now like, it'd be poeticly tragic if you did'' and then Nick is like ''you're WHAT?'' And Charlie just goes ''im pregnant'' and Nick says ''what do you mean PREGNANT?'' Really loudly and Charlie just says ''i meanyou said you wanted to make a baby so i did...

I made a baby''

And thats how Nick found out Charlie was pregnant, do with this as you will and meme about it in the comments. This has POTENTIAL!

I should finish reading this...

Primal

Chapter 15: Keys To The Cage

Summary/Info Rated M CHAPTER WARNINGS: Character Death, Blood, Non-Sexual Non-Consensual elements, Use of Restraints

Previously…  

After Link tells his knights everything, Platoon forty-eight and the secretive couple R and M meet. A band is starting to come together for the rescue and proper medicine is almost at hand. 

Yet something derails Link’s focus on the mission. Sidon’s concern turned out to be true, as not only does M smell the change, the Sheikah slate denies Link teleportation. Emotionally compromised, Link rushes to the Domain, to Sidon.  

Only to be captured by Sado. With whatever life growing inside him threatened, the remaining three champions are stripped from his soul by the Hylian known as Kuu and Link is left weakened, practically helpless. But he is not so easily broken and resists where he can. 

However, Yanun’s horrific magic practically makes him into a doll. Acting as she desires and going through a sacrificial ceremony without issue. Link is tormented as he’s left to simply watch as Mipha’s soul is offered to play a key role in overthrowing Hyrule and Sado stakes claim to Link with a bonding bite. 

-Only obvious key points will be summarized. There are likely moments of an Unreliable Narrator or Sneaky Foreshadowing.- 

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:( bummer, where can i read said short? Are there others?

Anyway I’m glad find comic put in words how I feel being asexual 🥺💜

Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?

Nick: ✨️personality✨️

Charlie:...

Nick:...

Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*

Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*

-charles francis spring probebly

@badgebadge314 needs to see this!! I need this on webtoon!!!!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Agreed!! A lot of my friend (myself included) are in the gralic bread loving spectrum

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡