Tired Of The Angst, Now Manifesting This Attitude From Crowley When Aziraphale Shows Up Next In S3:

Dazai and Chuuya have advanced past the “Hey! You almost shot me” stage, to the “WTF that extra bullet was unnecessary” stage

Top surgery scars Yamato is the best ever

Some of him bc I love him

i want this, has anyone written this?

Welcome to the second episode of “Should I write this?”

An AU where Jason Todd decides that Batman isn’t worth it and opens a coffee shop on Park Row, tutors street kids on the weekends and hangs out with Harley and Ivy on his down time. He’s perfectly content with his life. And so what if he specifically chose this location cause it was on their old patrol route? And because it was next to a batburger that Bruce always took him to?

That means absolutely nothing, Harley.

But of course Replacement had to ruin everything by stumbling into his shop and ordering black coffee and- putting monster in it?

This kid needs serious help. Jason doesn’t plan to be the one to give it. But something about the kid also kinda makes Jason want to simultaneously punch him in the face and hide him away so no one can hurt him. And really Jason was mad at Bruce. Not Tim.

So sue him if he doesn’t wake the kid up when he falls asleep at his booth.

(Steph comes to get him and Jason nearly shits himself cause Cass was outside and Jay was like “Holy shit- did that shadow move?! Bruce are you sure she’s human cause that was terrifying...”)

Long story short- Jason Todd doesn’t want to be a big brother. But God hates him and he now has 4 little siblings.

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

sometimes i remember atsushi was also in the room during this scene in beast and i get hit with a wave of second-hand embarrassment

Introducing the boyfriend who works in the government to the anarchist father and the "nobody will ever be good enough for you" father

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

Have u ever hated yourself for the bad fandom decision you've made? Cuz I sure as Fuck have! Like why is me loving solo many different fandoms at once ever been good for anyone.. I dont own enough brain cells for it yet look at me. Still fucking multi-fandom human who cant function

There's no escaping Dick's hugs- not even by stabbing.

got a new phone like 2 weeks ago.. EVERY TIME im in THE CAR i FEEL THE URGE TO CHUCK IT OUT THE WINDOW