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I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.

Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.

Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.

But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.

Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.

Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.

With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?

Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.

Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?

He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.

And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.

yeah but, not gonna lie it still doesn't make that much sense with context so u ain't missing much

Listening to the new season of EOS 10, only to find that i’ve forgotten everything that happened but am also too stubborn to relisten to the first four seasons so I’m just suffering. Anyway…

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

reblog if you think romance neutral aros and romance ambivalent aros and romance indifferent aros and romance unsure aros are important and valued members of the aro community

well Chuuya??? was it????

i am not a fool entire (no, i know what is coming)

The first time he realizes that Dazai is going to leave is after a mission.

The two of them are underneath a blanket of stars, gazing up at the sky above. They sit on a field of grass with their legs outstretched, moving their feet back and forth, back against a tree. 

Chuuya gives a laugh, hands in his pockets as he admires the moon. “That was good. Did you see the way I handled those goons?”

Dazai gives a little musical laugh. “No, Chuuya. It was definitely due to my mastermind planning.”

“Yeah, right.”

The duo sits in comfortable silence for another couple minutes before Dazai breaks it. “Chuuya, what would you do without me?”

Chuuya laughs, low and rough in his throat from his years of young smoking. “Whaddya mean? It’s not like Mori’s gonna pair you with anyone else.”

“No, little Chuuya. He wouldn’t.”

The pair turn back to the stars, this silence sharper and a little more pointed.

“No, he wouldn’t,” Chuuya whispers.

Chuuya was never paired with another person again.

oh no here comes my super smash bros fixation again where everyone knows each other and are friends because subspace emissary is canon (also peach is the one who called bowser in to work)

Spooner....

October can’t come soon enough

Jason as those AO3 authors who have the worst tragedies happening to them and yet still continues to pump out his new chapter every week

Some poor, unbeknownst Gothamite: “My favorite fanfic writer hasn’t posted or updated any of their fanfic in like four years. I don’t want to bug them but I’m always hoping for them to come back. I hope their okay :( ”

Jason, in between cutting off right hand mens heads and antagonize black mask, like Really Living It Up: “hey, sorry, guys! I know it’s been forever! I literally died and clawed my way back from zombiehood, but I’m back now! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!”

Holy shit it's so pretty!!!(⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

we could dance ?