But This Moment Wouldn't Exist If That Hadn't Happened

i need more pleated skirts brah,,

wow book!!! it’s crazy how many girlfriends you fumbled!!!

tummy hurts tummy hurts im sad my tummy hurtes

ew ew ew ew ew my mouth tastes so gross now

may i give you this

less than a week ago i met the best cat that i've ever seen in my entire life and i've never wanted to have a cat that badly

sadly, this cat lives on a farm in a different country and i might never see her again

devastating. truly excruciatingly painful

THERE ARE 8 FICS ON A03 IM GONNA CRY AND SCREAM. I NEED TO BE FED!!

i think its funnier with no context :3

i never thought id be able to say this ever but hatsune miku is my boxing coach

during school, i was hungry asf, rite? i go to order doordash and TELL ME WHY THE KIDS MEAL AT COSTA VIDA WAS 20 BUCKS?????????

my honest to god reaction

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

i feel like im gonna puke

ew ew ew ew ew my mouth tastes so gross now