Hey So This Might Be The Late Night And Caffeine Talking But Here Goes The Crazy Conspiracy Train. Buckle

There is genuinely nothing funnier than Brennan trying to make an evil campaign, only for the whole plot be derailed by democratic revolution, the progression of eagle rights, mental health movements and the Power of Friendship (particularly between Maggie and Leiland, who would have hated each other in any other narrative). Escape from Bloodkeep was wholesome in a way Fantasy High never was, because the Villains were high-functioning adults who only wanted the best for their land, while the Bad Kids indiscriminately killed and stole from everyone (extra points for the fact they cut off hands and ate people, whereas the Villains only ever seemed to push people off tall heights). Poor Brennan. He never wins.

Hey so is anyone gonna talk about the fact that most of the paladins (bar Keith with his dimensional trip on a whale) have been gone from earth for roughly 5 years, but it’s only been less than 2 for them. Their families have been mourning them for 5 whole years, imagining them dead or, more likely, imagining missing 5 years of their lives and their children returning as adults in their early 20s. Like it’s such a throwaway line when Lance sees his family, but when he tells the youngest ones that they’ve gotten so big, they respond with “you’re exactly the same”. It’s even more noticeable with the main Garrison cadets being fully grown adults trusted with being leading pilots in experimental crafts. What a shock it must have been for the Garrison to be expecting cadets like these only more hardened with experience to come home, men and women growing up in a galactic war, only to be met with the same young faces that left all those years ago. How hard would it have been to sit and discuss war council with the legendary Voltron, while looking into a fifteen year old girls face knowing you were sending her out to possibly die. I think about it a lot. And it’s horrifying. The next question is: who is gonna write the fic where the garrison is trying to prepare for the final battle, and has to simultaneously wrap their heads around the fact that they are sending kids to fight their war? The higher ups will dismiss them despite their reputation because they see them laughing and goofing off in spare time, only to confront them with reprimands to reveal that the paladins, particularly Lance, joke to stay positive in the face of the horrors they’ve met. (And it’s obvious that these kids may be young but they have gone through more than anyone can comprehend, as Pidge offers a plan based on the horrific night of going solo against Sendak in the Castle of Lions, or Hunk absently mentioning the hallucinations they experienced prior to earth via a monstorous being and how he was going to sacrifice himself, or even Lance letting slip that he LITERALLY DIED. What can you say to these horrors?)

#bh6_69min bath prompt l aug hs

That moment when...

you're casually reading some gay smut online in your grandparents house as they amble on by.

So what you're saying is despite my friends accepting me for coming out as bisexual, continuing to accept me and encourage me to pursue whatever gender I love, as well as standing up for me when those who are truly biphobic are putting me down, they are still inherently a bunch of people who attempt to suppress and belittle LGBT+ people? I'm sorry, I didn't realise that all people who are good, kind, accepting, and yes, heterosexual, are in fact homophobic and transphobic assholes. I guess I better remove most of the people in my life, despite the fact they've never stopped supporting me and my sexuality cause clearly you know everything.

there is literally no difference between straight and Straight™ stop trying to distance yourself from those “other straights” youre still our oppressors no matter what so stop using jokes that were created by us to deal with literally being oppressed

Big Hero 6  | Title + Characters

SO today I went into the bathroom at school and there was writing scrawled all over the wall there. It read Croatoan. Lucifer is coming...again.

Supernatural fandom is already getting ready for the best scenario.

Okay, but imagine.... wings.

Each person having a different style, shape and colour.

Your soulmate has the exact same shape and colour as yours.

Some people are born with two colours.

NO GENDER-SPECIFIC WING COLOURS.

Meeting someone with the exact same colour, shape and style and going out for ice cream.

Lying on the couch at night, after a bad day at work/school and having your wings wrap around you.

Going to a park, jumping off a swing and having your wings shoot out.

Just wings.

WiNGS

Wings

WINGS.

I feel so soft every time Brennan tells someone in battle that it’s there go and he’s so excited when he shouts “[character name], it’s your turn baby!”

i would die for u mr Brennan sir please call me ur baby in that fun peppy way you do I need the serotonin

y’all are missing out on the funniest relationship dynamic of CR2

Forget about the tangled web of love that stretches between the M9 (barring Caduceus our aroace king of staying out of drama), I would love if the love triangle between Fjord, Jester and Caleb just somehow naturally fell into a little triad all on its own.

Like no dramatic love confessions, they do that shit constantly with each other in secret little ways, but just Jester coming home to her mother like

Jester: mama I want to introduce my partners to you

The Ruby: ah yes that handsome orc boy that you kept going on about, he was so--

The Ruby: wait, partners???

Jester: lmao yeah I have Fjord, who rejected an eldritch monster he was accidentally raising to get close with Mother Nature herself, but that hobo wizard who eventually cleaned himself up and became one of the most powerful casters around is also my bf.

The Ruby, the actual sex god on this plane of existence and all others: hell yeah my daughter deserves the best, get ‘em my baby girl.

The dynamics of it are so funny as well. Like, Caleb is a highly respected wizard now under the tutelage of several powerful figures, so any time he goes to some sort of elbow-rubbing-fancy-pancy wizard event he of course brings his beaus.

And people are like??? “Ah yes, members of the iconic and world-saving group you are part of Mr Widogast, they must be of such high pedigree.”

And then someone recognises Fjord as Captain Tusktooth who had some sort of fake accent going on for years at a time (and didn’t he sleep with that Captain lady who was horny for water or something??? And then get her killed by the pirate king? There was something about a forbidden eldritch god?) and is praying that Mr Widogast’s other partner is normal--

but the first thing that Jester tells anyone is: “have y’all heard about my mother, best lay in the land? I am the daughter of the greastest sexer around and my childhood imaginary friend is my personal god, anyway how are you?”

Even better, out of the three, the tiny blue tiefling is the only one who can pick up and hoist their partners around, making the comical sight of long-cat and long-suffering Caleb being slung bonelessly over one shoulder, while a blushing Fjord is held like a football under the other as Jester parades them down the street in her cute frilly dresses.

Fucking FjordxJesterxCaleb is where the good shit is at wake up sheeple