Man I’ve Been On A Roll.

The Trump Administration is making a registry for illegal immigrants and is threatening fines and prosecution if they don’t comply

Yes, you heard that right.

Do… do they really think that’s going to work?

AP News

Trump administration creates registry for immigrants who are in the US illegally

The Trump administration is creating a registry for all people who are in the U.S. illegally, and those who don’t self-report could face fin

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

If a giant bumble bee could fall asleep on my lap I’d be content with everything.

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

happy valentines day! 🥺🌷

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

The concept of Acht being Marina’s ex has made the plot of side order 10 times funnier. Acht, having absolutely no conscious thought for around 6 years, suddenly gets pulled into this strange place where they get their will back. But oops! No hope of escape until this rando kid and a robot turn up talking about their ex who ran away years ago. Huh! What a small world! ONLY TO FIND THAT THIS ROBOT IS THEIR EX’S GIRLFRIEND. AND FOR THE REST OF THE GAME THEY ARE FORCED TO STAND AWKWARDLY WITH THEM, LISTENING TO PEARL AND MARINA FLIRT, AND FREQUENTLY HAVE TO BE LEFT IN THE ELEVATOR WITH HER WHEN PEARL AND 8 LEAVE.

Hear me out: become the witch you need!

sometimes when yall talk about disabled people doing drugs and drug addicts in general and then you turn around and yell "IM TALKING ABOUT WEED/VAPING/SMOKING/DRINKING!!! YOU HARD DRUG USERS ARE BAD!! I ALSO REPORT PEOPLE FOR DRUG USE!!!" like holy shit do you actually support disabled people or do you just say you do?

the amount of disrespect ive received for being a disabled woman who is addicted to multiple hard drugs and refuses to recover because id rather addiction than scream and sob in pain that most people dont ever experience in their whole lives.