I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE RING YOU GAVE FRYE RAAAAAA

"End what you started, old man. Or are you too much a coward to do even that?"

I like to imagine that Craig tried to take out 3 himself after they let themself get got freshly sanitized, but was unable to due to 3s sheer strength and the fact that he cant bring himself to hurt them.

Ironically.

(Shadowless version under the cut!)

Horny Salmon

@is-the-salmon-horny

BUYING JUST FOR THIS TBH

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

HEY WITCHES WHO HAVE TO HIDE YOUR PRACTICE

HEY

Neat trick: hide spells in origami. Seriously.

I once saw something on reddit where someone said they wrote sigils in their origami. You can even go for writing intentions on the inside. Bonus if you either write in a color associated with the intention or make your paper a color that fits. If you wanted you could even fold an animal or object that fits.

If you really want to go further, you can even put herbs, spices, and/or salt on the inside. Though I do want to say one thing, and that’s you have to pick something to fold that will keep the items inside well.

Here is an origami crane I made for a health spell. Inside I wrote a sigil and put some salt and herbs. Since I can’t go out and get much what I did is just use stuff I had in my spice cabinet.

Works well for anyone! Best part of origami is that you don’t even need special paper. It’s not that hard to cut or fold a sheet into the correct dimensions!

@is-the-salmon-horny

AFTER THE SUCESS OF LAST YEARS OFFERING WE ARE ONCE AGAIN WISHING EVERYONE* A HAPPY SALMONTINES DAY! ❤️

*EXCLUDING MR GRIZZ WHOMST THE COMPANY SINCERELY WISHES A PROFOUND SENSE OF LONELINESS AND ALSO STEP ON A LEGO

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

would she dislike the person who i've become

“Oh! To inkfish I just go by Tammie. I mainly just travel to gather up what you guys call ‘junk’ and to perhaps snatch up food. Salmon’s gotta eat! Also you guys have cool stickers and it’s hard to find them” they laughed a bit. They found it strange that it was so frowned on to take stuff from trash, but she decided it wasn’t a good time to bring it up.

“What about you?”

The salmonid was just about to go out to scavenge for items when she found a building she hadn’t gone by before.

“Huh. Well I did take a different route today” muttered Tammie.

They inched closer, searching the area for any unwanted items. They couldn’t help but notice the smell of food- and also the scent that a surface dweller lived here.

“Why would someone live so close to salmonid territory?” She pandered. The chum’s personality got the best of them and they peaked their head inside the window.

[ @friend-of-inkfish ]

Inside the home, the salmonid could see the figure of an inkling working on something - it looked like a weapon, a splatling, though it didn't quite look like one that Tammie would have seen normally, definitely having been modified time and time again.

The inkfish seemed very focused on her work, her mismatched eyes barely moved as she fixed up some wires inside her weapon. Her ears, which were tinged green like the colour of salmon ink, twitched slightly as she leaned forward, adjusting and cutting a coppery wire, then placing the length between two ports in the machinery of the splatling. Her simalarly stained hands weren't shaking, she seemed to be very skilled at what she was doing.