Average Nosferatu Kindred Lair

the dash train

If tumblr was a train, it would be blue and full of fucking idiots as passengers

"woah, it's a frish"

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

NOOOOOOOOOOO

MEGATRON from TRANSFORMERS

im kicking him down the stairs to get him down there and out of my thoughts on what and how is he

nuanced opinions time

edit: just now realized it would've been way funnier with a fourth addition

HAPPY OCTOBER FIRST RAHHHH!!!!!

NUDIBRANCH!!!

merry late birthday, father strange

You fall asleep face down on the floor ONE TIME and they never let you forget

Poorly Describe your Coterie

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

RIGHT, SO

I got that Neca figure, Alpha Predator Kaail. Very cool. So he comes with some lore on a little paper and its about how before the Yaujta they had these ancestors called the Hish. And then came along these weird looking aliens called Amengi who like enslaved all of the Hish to do stuff and fight each other for sport (which ended up in them being great fighters and stuff). Then Kaail comes along and bands together with the rest of 'em to chase off the Amengi and all that good stuff

but wait that stuff sound familiar

I then realized shocked beyond imagine that THE FREAKING TRANSFORMERS from G1 HAVE THE EXACT SAME BACKSTORY FOR THEIR SPECIES AND PLANET

AAAAAAAAAAA