Me, Putting A Badge 'queerplatonic Relationship' On Iida, Todoroki, Uraraka And Midoriya: *takes A Step

What are some cryptic, strange things Mihawk might've said to Crocodile & Buggy as his way of showing his affection?

"Your gut bacteria needs to be fortified." aka "Please be sure to finish that yogurt in the fridge so you can be healthy"

"Thank you for putting your essence onto my night shirt" aka "Buggy drooled on my shirt and I'm strangely okay with that

"There's a wani stuck in the couch cushions" aka "I would like an excuse to look at Crocodile's dump truck while he's bent over"

"You two are insect joints. You should be very proud of that" aka "you're the bee's knees"

"Hello, whorelots" aka "Hello, whorelots"

Zoro going to Chopper about this strange reaction Zoro has been having. His hands get sweaty, his heart races, he feels flushed, his tongue feels too big for his mouth...

Chopper confirms that its probably an allergic reaction and Zoro should avoid whatevers causing it!

So Zoro starts trying to avoid the Cook.

me: i have no fear

my brain: okay but what if izuku's meaning for 'becoming the greatest hero' is an action of defeating the greatest evil and he and part of class won't make it alive? what if manga was just his memories before death?

me: i have 1 (one) fear

[non-horrible Germa AU]

This AU's major divergent "plot" happens in Zou, of course, haha. There's none of that Bege stuff, everything is fine. Sanji kind of just went to meet his bros and Reiju for a while and then returns with them later after Luffy and Law arrived at Zou.

When Law stops dying he can fanboy about the Sora comics together with Yonji.

Germa scientists: Yonji-sama please stop using up the materials to make comic book robots

cr: the song is Gold, Guns, Girls by Metric

"Generic passenger car pack" (https://skfb.ly/6sUFy) by Comrade1280 "2014 Toyota Corolla E180 EU (with interior)" (https://skfb.ly/oLAVz) by Armored Wave special thanks to @pan-da-hero for cheering me up during this long long journey and to [redacted] for doing hand modeling for me no questions asked <3

The best thing about Zoro and Luffy to me is they exist right beside each other. They could go their whole life without labelling their relationship. Their just a pair that should never be separated. The type to end up living if they're single, if the concept of those married benefit things they'd get married type deal.

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Song: Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

Mihawk, age 41: *sitting in his castle sipping wine, with Zoro and Perona running around arguing* Not a moment's peace around here.

Mihawk, age 43: *balancing a crying Nemo on his hip while making dinner as Gryphon cleaves the furniture in half, Gabe runs around playing, and Buggy is doing one of his speeches that gets everybody cheering* It's quiet today.

Shanks raises ASL brother Masterlist

This involves a lot of rearranging of cannon events. But basically Shanks realizes that Luffy is living alone and promises him the next time he comes to Dawn island he’ll take Luffy with him. Crap finds out and take Luffy to Dadan, where he meets Ace and Sabo. Shanks returns just in time to stop the Bluejam pirates from separating the ASL brothers. He spends some time getting to know the other two boys and decides to take them with him.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 make it Mishanks

Part 4: Meeting Mihawk, Sabo’s future

Part 5: Ace’s reveal

Part 6: Ace and Shanks finally talk about Roger

Part 7: Heavy on the Mishanks

Part 8: a coming storm.

Part 9: Higuma finds Luffy, Shanks confronts Higuma

Ask: What about Dadan and the bandits

Ask: When will the boys return to Foosha

Ask: Grandpa Rayleigh?

Poll: Does Shanks lose his arm?

Shanks, still conversing with Mihawk on a snail call: So, Hawkeyes, this baby of yours? Tell me about it! Is it cute!?

Mihawk: My child's name is Dracule Talon. He looks just like me. He will be quite handsome when he grows up, but to answer your question, right now he is very cute.

Talon: *gags*

Shanks: Does he have your eyes?

Mihawk: Yes, quite so.

Shanks: Sweet!

Mihawk: He also has my hair.

Shanks: Aww!

Mihawk: And his feathers are quite soft.

Shanks: ....his uh, what?

Mihawk: His dagger-like fingers are impressive as well.

Shanks: Umm, okay...

Mihawk: He loves to eat tuna meat, fresh caught from the sea. I blend it with grapes and nuts, so we both enjoy it.

Shanks: *slight gagging noise*

Mihawk: He's also already very good with a blade. When I first carried him, I never thought I could be a father. Yet, here we are... *notices Buggy accidentally splashed him with a drink while setting a glass down* Oh Buggy, you did this to me.

Shanks: *choking on the other end* B-Buggy!?!? Your son came from Buggy???

Mihawk: Technically, Buggy alerted me to Talon's existence. However, the child did come from an Egg-oh, Talon, save some of that for Crocodile later, would you?

Shanks: E-Eg-EGG!? .....*line goes quiet*

Mihawk: My apologies, Shanks, where was I? ....Shanks?

Buggy: *yelling at the receiver* Benn, are you there? Did he faint?

Benn: Yep. Out cold. *looooong sigh* Talk to you later, I guess. *hangs up the call*

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