New Ship Dynamic Called Schrodinger’s Divorce Where Characters Are Simultaneously Bitterly Divorced

ITS 50/50 GUYS PLS GO VOTE SCAR

VOTE SCAR!!!!!!!

SCAR SCAR SCAR SCAR SCARSCARSCARSCAR

Power of the check.

*pats Joe Hills* This bad boy can fit tons of free dopamine. Nothing like the offical MCYTblr Sexyman to pull you from artblock.

Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

okay but imagine a cave-world Life series.

No surface world. They'd almost have to give everyone a bit of wood at the beginning just to keep things from being too slow but technically you could get planks from abandoned mineshafts or azalea logs from a lush cave.

Basing in caves. Battles playing out in massive caverns. Subsisting on rotten flesh and tropical fish until someone finds a chicken jockey or a zombie drops a carrot or someone heals a zombie villager and somehow trades up to golden carrots. Going to the nether for FOOD and wood of all things.

It would be such a challenge and introduce some completely new concerns to the game and I'd love to see how they'd manage to address them.

How I picture Bdubs:

So I know we love Bdubs being a silly little fluffy guy- but y'know what I think is better?

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BUG BDUBS

He's a little goofy bug boy! I think of him as one of these beetles:

(Its called a blue Fungus beetle)

He has the little antenna, that twitch and sense things. They also emote with his emotions!

Droopy when sad, perked up when happy, pinned back when mad.

When he's with someone he's close with, and their sitting shoulder to shoulder (or some other cuddly way) his antenna will absentmindedly touch or feel the other person as a form of comfort. It tickles but it means he likes you!

He has extra buggy arms, and does have bug legs! They taper off into the little barbed feet. Other Hermits wonder how the thin little legs support him, and its mostly the sticky feet ensuring he doesn't fall over.

He also has little barbed nails on his hands, to help with climbing! Soft things can get stuck to it which is annoying, but it also means he can climb the other hermits!

He often flies down or climbs and perches on Hermits, as being a bug he weighs very little!

Much like how I picture Grian he has wings all the time! Smooth shelled beetle wings (like in the photo) and if you've ever seen a ladybug fly- thats how he does!

His wings don't get activated until someone else on the server gets the achievement 'the skys the limit' aka getting an elytra!

Lasty, being a bug means he doesn't have eyelids- so he has no need to blink!

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Thank you!

Lets play

Flat fuck friday once again!!!!!!! Get FLATTED

This just in: my spanish teacher has given us partners and a tomato seed to look after. Screw eggs, I just got my own son. Tōm<3

The man, the myth, the legend, your doctor, the GOAT. This was a ton of fun!! lighting is always fun to play with :p (Inspired by Doc's Decked Out 2 room!)

now kiss /j

whos gonna be dsmp posting with me in the year of 2024. or am alone on this lifeboat.