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Another very normal conversation with my dad:

Guy on show we're watching: *Climbs onto a rock and does a Lil mono*

Dad: 'Ooh! We got a jumper!'

Me: *slow head turn* 'Excuse me?'

Dad: 'Oooh, he's gunna jump!'

Me: 'DAD! HE NOT GOING TO K!LL HIMSELF!'

Guy: *gets down*

Dad: *Sad dad noises*

200 note special!! :D

Waaaaa sorry I'm so late on this! (I kept looking at the poll and yeahhhh)

Anyways! So I'm going to be talking about Ez (@saturns-ringg) and my au called, drumroll please!

PIFFALA!

(If its something you'd be interested in seeing us make an ask-blog please comment: "Pineapple" so yeah prepare for bad explanations :D)

(Also its kind of long so get ready to read ig lol)

Orgin:

•Piffala was the name of the concept of a video game that me and Ez came up with around 4th grade (I think.) We kinda gave up on the idea of making a video game because we didn't really have jobs and it's alot of money and work that goes into one, (plus we were like 10💀) which is why we are interested in making it an ask!

Relation:

•Piffala has 5 other siblings and a mother named FeeFee. (FeeFee wont be talked about in this.) In order from oldest to youngest (between the siblings) it goes: Piffala, Shadow(also known as Sp), Devin, Nuke/Kasha (Twins), and lastly Neo.

Species:

•Piffala- Three tailed spotted wildcat

•Shadow- Three tailed black wildcat

•Devin- Polarbear-Bird

•Nuke- Octopus-Spider

•Kasha- Cat-Camelion

•Neo- Iguana-Viper

Pronouns:

•Piffala- She/Her/They/Them

•Shadow- He/Him/They/Them

•Devin-He/Him

•Nuke-He/Him

•Kasha-They/Them

•Neo-He/Him

Sexuality:

•Piffala- Aro-ace

•Shadow- Gay

•Devin- Straight/Ally

•Nuke- Questioning

•Kasha- Lesbeian

•Neo- Pan

Personality:

•Piffala has a hot-headed personality matched with anger issues, She's the least trusting of humans out of the 6, she's also the first to kill on sight, shes almost always on edge. Cares very deeply for her siblings.

•Shadow is almost the exact opposite of Piffala, He's laid back, chill, and is quite trusting towards humans (not as much as his siblings however), Both him and Piffala are very cunning. Loves puns (and coming up with them with Kasha.)

•Devin is very cold and distant, He's a big brute who doesn't find much interest in anything. He's quiet and only truly follows Piffalas orders, he is only second to having trust issues (of course behind Piffala.)

•Nuke is chill but not as chill as Shadow, he is more of the voice of reason to the group, making sure everyone doesn't go running off and killing anything, he's a silly guy who love to pull pranks with his twin and hang out with Neo.

•Kasha is quite and likes to observe more than engage in anything. Their the brains of the operations when it comes to pulling pranks with their twin. They are an excellent killer but can be pretty funny, pulling pranks and telling puns.

•Neo is the youngest and most trusting of the group, despite being part viper he really hates killing things, he looks up to Nuke as his role model. He's a hard worker and despite being trusting towards humans, he isn't as naive as he appears to his siblings.

Apperence:

(I'm lazy so I only did sloppy head shots. I felt the need to do it on Ibis so yeah!)

Ok so that's the intro to Piffala, uhm yeah! Me and Ez might make a blog later tomorrow but thats up to him. Happy Holidays everyone!! :D

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