Hey Did You Know That Men Invented Fighting So That They’d Have An Excuse To Touch Each Other

Sanji Week Day 6: Emotions

RAHHHH I LOVE SANUSO

Happy Valentine’s Day!! ❤️🌹❤️Do something nice for someone you love, even it’s you!

Some other versions

I know it's not even remotely close to canon but I love to imagine Zoro's swords having spirits like the ancestor spirits in Mulan, and their main goal is to just drive Zoro nuts.

They talk all the time and have to comment on everything. They always end up bickering with each other and trying to get Zoro to pick sides.

One of the only things they have in common is how much they love to gossip, constantly. You'd think they'd have better things to do but apparently the living are too interesting to ignore.

They also all bond over giving Zoro shit.

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"Have you decided when you will eat the raccoon?"

"He's a reindeer, we're not going to eat him, and his name is Chopper. How many times do we have to go over this?"

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"What's the deal with you and the cook?"

"You're asking him about the cook? What about whatever is going on with him and the captain?"

"The sex better not interfere with your training."

"Oh my god."

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"What are the little pants your robot wears called?"

"Are you talking about Franky? A speedo... Why."

"They look like they provide him a good range of motion when fighting, perhaps you should consi-"

"Absolutely not."

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"Why does your captain pick his nose so much?"

"I don't know."

"Ask him. He has me doing it often now too and I want to know why."

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"Are you lost? Again?"

"You told me to go this way!"

"Hey, don't blame the swords for your nonexistent sense of direction."

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"Your captain has fallen off the ship again."

"Seriously??"

Hello! I’m back 🫧

Some lusopps

i WILL be buying this for him

ok slut 🥰🥰🥰🥰

🎉Happy Birthday Sanji✨✨

*Flirting with Zoro* I can guide you anywhere.

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

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Day 3 of lusanlu week! Favorite arc / au of choice

heres my baby, an incredibly self indulgent conderella retelling with two very stupid boys, its more inspired by the originall grimm brothers tale than the animated film (i do steal the concept of the fairy godmother from it tho bc the image of perona being her was hilarious to me)