Always Look On The Bright Side Of Death

Fleur Delacour will be online in just a little while for HP Pride 2020! Go send her some asks!

Do waterproof sockets exist???

Petition to start putting sockets in bathroom to keep people going through the bloody hell known as periods occupied while try to cope with cramps and all the shit that comes with it

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter -

Umbridge: Mr. Potter -

Umbridge: Mr. Potter -

Umbridge: MR. POTTER -

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

(Based on a text post by @argyle-s)

Hermione: Yes.

Please oh mighty bananas, smile down upon me

Two years?! I’m in!

Are you okay, Mar? You’re acting a little funny.

Lily: *Snaps in front of her face*

Lily: You’ve been acting so weird all day, you don’t seem “fine.”

Lily: *Gasps* Wait, does this have anything to do with Dorcas?

Lily: *Gives her a look*

Lily: Wait, do you... do you have a crush on Dorcas?

Lily: I kind of figured.

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

Jaskier visits Kaer Morhen and invents the game: “Aard the bard.” He just wants to fly and strong Witchers to catch him.

Nico what are you doing alone? where's Will?

Hp Rp Night - Details:

Hp rp night set for Friday 8th May starting at 10am GMT continuing all day (you can come and go as you please). Shoot me an ask off of anon or a dm letting me know which character you’d like to do (with your rp account URL if you have multiple), no deadline to this just let me know so i can update the character list. Tag for the event is ihp3 so we can track all of the rps.

Scenario: Marauder’s era, post Hogwarts, early days of the war. It’s the festival of Beltane (i know its like a week late but shush its also 50 years ago) both sides are celebrating but wary of a surprise attack.

Character List (genderbent characters and OCs welcome):

Mary - @nerdie-faerie (Me)

Remus - @ravenclaw-has-claws

Lily - @askananimagus

Fenrir - @markdoesanrp

Peter - @ask-dromeda

Sirius - @transaurus

Marlene - @sugarxbeanie

Make sure to check this post as it’s updated. Please reblog so people can see this, thank you :)

Moons, relaaaax. I know you're in love with me. It's okay. *whispers* Just feeeel it. --James

((ooc: I see the typo be kind and ignore it))