Here Is The First Of The Main Cast Of The Delinquents Club Au! Although Being A Very Intimidating Looking

Me starting to intensely hyperfixate on Senshi and Chilchuck and then realizing why: "Welcome back, Thorin Oakenshield and Bilbo Baggins."

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

“Slippers tries”

😂😂 I’m wheezing

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Oh my god you guys! A friendly anon sent this to me just now and I’m wheezing! Go listen to our boys!

😂😂😂 I'm dying

Boogeyman

Samurai Bravo/McHanzo Family

*Ashi runs into her parents’ room*

Ashi: DAAAD!!!

Johnny: Wha-?! What?? Ashi?! Sweetheart, what happened?

Ashi: I’ve just had a bad dream.

Johnny: Aw, don’t worry, honey, here, come with me… *she climbs on the bed and lets him wrap her in his arms* Now, tell me about it.

Ashi: *nervous* Well, I know it’s something silly, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and…

Johnny: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! BOOGEYMAAAAN!!! *jumps out of the bed*

Ashi: D-DAD?!!

Johnny: QUICK, WE HAVE TO COVER ALL THE WINDOWS!!! WAIT ME HERE, ASHI, I’M GOING FOR UNCLE JESSE AND HIS SHOTGUN!!!

*In another room, Jesse sleeps and snores loudly, until Johnny knocks down the door with a single kick*

Johnny: JESSEEEE!!!

*Jesse wakes up startled*

Jesse: What the fu-?!! JOHNNY??!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!!!

Johnny: Man, I don’t want to alarm you, but… *starts screaming* IT’S POSSIBLE THAT A BOGGEYMAN OR BOGGEYMEN IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!! 

Jesse: *jumps out of bed very scared* BOOGEYMAN??!!! OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!! DON’T MOVE JOHNNY, I’M GOING FOR THE FUCKING SHOTGUN!!!

*One hour later~*

*Jack and Hanzo finally come home*

Jack: Wow, that massage completely cured my back, I feel great!

Hanzo: See? I told you, you needed to get rid of all the worries that you accumulate every day.

Jack: Yes, maybe you’re right… Maybe I worry too much about my little girl and Johnny… I mean… I trust him, but sometimes…

*Hanzo nods*

Hanzo: Do not worry, Jack, you know well, that Johnny is a good father, he will have everything under control, just like Jesse.

Jack: Really?

Hanzo: Of course.

*He starts to open the door of their house*

Hanzo: An you know what else? I think they should be sleeping peacefully right no-

*When they open the entire door, they are both in the worst of life’s disaster, collapsed walls, destroyed furniture, broken mattresses, behind the sofa, Johnny, Jesse and Ashi hide, very frightened*

Jack: …Oh, my God

*Jesse points them with the shotgun, but seeing that it was only Jack and his cute baby dragon, immediately drops the weapon and sighs relieved*

Jesse: *relieved* Sugar lump! Oh, thank God you’re finally here!

Hanzo: *completely pissed off* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??!!!

Johnny: Oh, nothing, just a little incident envolving… *looks at a shadow* AHHH!! BOOGEYMAN!! 

*Ashi starts to scream while Jesse shoots again at the broken windows*

Hanzo: For God’s sake, we did not leave you for an hour and you already destroyed the whole damn house??!!!

Jesse: Well I am so fucking sorry, darlin’ but… NOTHING OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YA HAD BEEN HERE TO NOT LET JOHNNY AND I BEHAVE LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS!!! 

Welcome to the stage delinquents club member Daisy Sarasland! Daisy is a very sweet it stubborn girl! One of the head cheerleaders of Fenden high how she became a member of the delinquent club? Well she’s been friends with majority of the group since she was a child and not much has changed. Even though Daisy has a reputation of being a good girl Daisy has a tendency to go overzealous. She will fight for her friends and family.

Freaking mettaton what a be!!!!!!

so how about that new samurai jack villain 

So pretty 😲

jianzhan 建盏, a type of porcelain baked in chinese kiln, originating from the song dynasty of China, specialty of jianyang district, nanping city, fujian province.

Meet Jack Sato the 9th member of the delinquents club. Jack has gotten the nickname “team dad/mom” from the group due to his claim nature. Jack is also the reason why most of the group has not been expelled or suspended from school yet. Even though he looks cool calm and collected he’s one bad day from earning the title of a delinquent though his friends really don’t let him get that bad. Jack and his twin sister Jackie are both very good kids though Jack’s father does wish his son didn’t have so many… unruly friends.