Oh God Hehehheheh😂🤣 I Love This!

Oh god hehehheheh😂🤣 I love this!

Could you do a story where Johnny bravo meet or reacts to samurai Jacqueline ?

Will Do!

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We open to the forest, Johnny is trying to make a fire withtwo rocks but they’re wet from the rainfall from an hour earlier. Johnny isvery nervous at the sudden abandonment of his friend jack while he was aasleep, he feels it was for a reason because bullet holes were found on therocks they slumbered next to and thankfully his inability to feel or hearnothing in his sleep is what kept him from fainting at the sight of peoplewanting to harm his friend and try to shave his hair.

“Oooh…okay Johnny be cool be cool, he’ll be back soon…someday,some year…I just hope!” Johnny Said to himself over and over while biting hisfingernails.

A sudden rustle in the bushes and branches behind him shockshim off of his feet, Johnny stumbles back behind a rock pulling out his fingernail kit which had a knife in it. He’s shaking while sweating with fear, hehoists the blade up without showing his head form the rock.

“Arlight show yourself! If youre a bad guy then walkaway….or else…please?!” Johnny said with the most shaky tough guy voice eversince he tried to play billy the kid in a school play….in highschool…when hewas 18.

An Asian woman emerged from it, her face with magnificentwith edges for her cheeks and her long raven hair flowing in the air as herwonderful lips light up in the sunlight breaking through the clouds.

“Woah Mama!” Johnny screamed as he jumps like a cheetah inheat to the vixen’s face sweating and panting.

“Hey sexy mama! Wanna see some horses because my arms aretwo bucking broncos ready to be ridden!” He said loud as he can be, the woman’sface slouches with annoyance but as she’s about to say something a machine gunsmacks him from the bushes causing him to black out. He starts to open his eyesas well as his ears which are ringing a little, he opens his eyes to see a redheaded woman above him talking to the gorgeous woman their voices are muffledonly growing audible as he opens his eyes.

“He has awoken! Johnathan! Can you hear me!?” The woman saidgrabbing Johnny by the shoulders as the red head crossing her arms glaring athim.

“blughhh….i love pancakes fine fox!” Johnny said beforeshaking his head violently. “What the why in tarnation are you dressed like mybuddy jack?! Did you rob him?!” Johnny said raising the knife he doesn’t evenhave in his hand which he looks down on and blushes how stupid he looks doingit.

“I am sorry to inform you of this, but I am your friend itis I jack.” The woman said with a nervous smile.

Johnny looks at her for a brief moment raising his eye brow.

“Did you mess with a wizard again?” Johnny asked.

“No” jack said in return.

“Did you get a brain transfer?” Said Johnny again.

“No” Jack said back.

“Toxic wa-“Johnny said before being cut off by the loud butshort red headed woman

“Oh for Petes sake! We got tricked by slagging leprechaunsya daft blondie!” She said with her face growing redder than a tomato.

Johnny looks at her then back to jack.

“Is that?” Johnny said pointing to the redhead.

Jack nodded her head nervously.

“Yes this is our associate Scotsman.” She said looking down.

“Yeah ya no good, four eyed, tight shirt wearing, mambypamby, mamas boy actin, tiny brained dolt!” The Scotsman yelled with veinsshowing up on her face, she then stops to breathe.

Johnny looks at the gender bent version of the biggestheadache he’s ever met then a small giggle emerges from his mouth, the Scotsmanraises an eye brow and then Johnny lets out a thunderous laugh causing her toblush.

“pffft hhahahaha you are so tiny and talk like a gianthahahah! Oh look her face is like a little strawberry hehhehehe” Johnny saidpinching her cheek.

Jack looks at this in fear waving her hands so her home dawgwould stop before he gets killed. The Scotsman has enough of this and uppercutshim causing him to land face first on the ground.

“Perhaps we should work together? Yes?” Jack said trying todiffuse the situation.

“Yeah whatever” Both Johnny and the Scotsman said at once.

The End

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Samurai Bravo/McHanzo Family

*Ashi runs into her parents’ room*

Ashi: DAAAD!!!

Johnny: Wha-?! What?? Ashi?! Sweetheart, what happened?

Ashi: I’ve just had a bad dream.

Johnny: Aw, don’t worry, honey, here, come with me… *she climbs on the bed and lets him wrap her in his arms* Now, tell me about it.

Ashi: *nervous* Well, I know it’s something silly, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and…

Johnny: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! BOOGEYMAAAAN!!! *jumps out of the bed*

Ashi: D-DAD?!!

Johnny: QUICK, WE HAVE TO COVER ALL THE WINDOWS!!! WAIT ME HERE, ASHI, I’M GOING FOR UNCLE JESSE AND HIS SHOTGUN!!!

*In another room, Jesse sleeps and snores loudly, until Johnny knocks down the door with a single kick*

Johnny: JESSEEEE!!!

*Jesse wakes up startled*

Jesse: What the fu-?!! JOHNNY??!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!!!

Johnny: Man, I don’t want to alarm you, but… *starts screaming* IT’S POSSIBLE THAT A BOGGEYMAN OR BOGGEYMEN IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Jesse: *jumps out of bed very scared* BOOGEYMAN??!!! OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!! DON’T MOVE JOHNNY, I’M GOING FOR THE FUCKING SHOTGUN!!!

*One hour later~*

*Jack and Hanzo finally come home*

Jack: Wow, that massage completely cured my back, I feel great!

Hanzo: See? I told you, you needed to get rid of all the worries that you accumulate every day.

Jack: Yes, maybe you’re right… Maybe I worry too much about my little girl and Johnny… I mean… I trust him, but sometimes…

*Hanzo nods*

Hanzo: Do not worry, Jack, you know well, that Johnny is a good father, he will have everything under control, just like Jesse.

Jack: Really?

Hanzo: Of course.

*He starts to open the door of their house*

Hanzo: An you know what else? I think they should be sleeping peacefully right no-

*When they open the entire door, they are both in the worst of life’s disaster, collapsed walls, destroyed furniture, broken mattresses, behind the sofa, Johnny, Jesse and Ashi hide, very frightened*

Jack: …Oh, my God

*Jesse points them with the shotgun, but seeing that it was only Jack and his cute baby dragon, immediately drops the weapon and sighs relieved*

Jesse: *relieved* Sugar lump! Oh, thank God you’re finally here!

Hanzo: *completely pissed off* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??!!!

Johnny: Oh, nothing, just a little incident envolving… *looks at a shadow* AHHH!! BOOGEYMAN!!

*Ashi starts to scream while Jesse shoots again at the broken windows*

Hanzo: For God’s sake, we did not leave you for an hour and you already destroyed the whole damn house??!!!

Jesse: Well I am so fucking sorry, darlin’ but… NOTHING OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YA HAD BEEN HERE TO NOT LET JOHNNY AND I BEHAVE LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

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Truth about fandoms

YOU there! Yes, you who is reading this right now while procrastinating again. I have something to tell you!

It doesn’t matter which fandom you are a part of.

It doesn’t matter if you are an observer like me, where to stalk the fandom and obsesses over any little piece of art or fiction.

Or if you are a creator, who writes beautiful fiction, draws amazing images, dedicates hours to a blog about your fandom, or even if you just create those gifs that everyone uses.

It doesn’t matter who you are, what fandom you are a part of, who you ship or ever how much you know about your fandom.

The most beautiful truth about fandoms.

Is that no matter what, someone will always be there for you. All you need to do is ask.

Because in a fandom family, YOU are never alone.

So please, if you ever feel lonely, if you feel like you need someone to talk to because you feel like no one understands or gets you, reach out to members in your fandom. They are the sweetest, most caring individuals ever, and I promise you won’t ever have to feel like you’re alone again.

And if you are one of those beautiful people who happens to receive a message from someone, I plead with you to speak to them. We are a family, and family doesn't get left behind.

It is becoming too much of a regular occurrence that I find out someone in one of my fandoms felt as if there was no one ever there for them and ended up taking their own life. I don’t think anyone ever deserves to feel like that, and I really hope that you message someone if you need them. Hell, message me if you like.