Not Enough People Talking About Tzatziki

does anyone have that penis-kun/sperm-sama copypasta thingo??? i need to find it to show my friends please and thank you

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

drinking the World's Worst Hot Chocolate rn. like. It's a mix of cocoa powder, a little sugar, Milo and protein powder and way way too much water and a little almond milk. Tastes like nothing but hot but I've got a whole thermos full of this shit and by God am I going to drink it

Today's doll is Jewel's pet Cat!

watching a korean cooking show while eating lunch... they're making these delicious, high-concept dishes while I'm eating overcooked pasta with melted mozzarella... life is so unfair ( ´△｀)

50 likes!

wow half an hour and I've liked 50 posts truly a tumblr pro

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I MISSED THE HALLOWEEN BOOPS

Just gonna leave this here...