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Could you please tell us the jack barnes story i am on my hands and knees begging you

>be me, jack barnes

>1961

>people are getting a mystery illness in australia

>symptoms include muscle cramps, incredible pain, head and backache, nausea, vomiting, can last anywhere from 4 hours to two weeks

>also causes anxiety and dread so intense that people have begged doctors to kill them and get it over with

>use l33t data analysis skills to figure out time and location of most reported cases

>ocean currents change around the time of these cases

>implying something in the ocean causes lethal mystery agony disease

>sieve ocean trying to identify culprit

>somuchjelly.gif

>give up on sieving

>me and my son arrive at beach in december

>fuck it, go swimming

>what's that up against my dive goggles?

>ohshit.jpeg

>it's him. the little invisible bastard

>grab it

>lifeguard nearby sees a fish swimming unusually

>little bastard holding onto fish with one gangly tentacle

>he grabs it too

>these things won't survive a trip to a lab so i can't prove anything

>"it's okay daddy we'll get it next time"

>look at son

>he looks at me

>an idea dawns

>evilgrin.png

>sting self with jellyfish

>sting son with jellyfish

>lifeguard also stings self with jellyfish

>mfw the agonies begin

>mfw not a mystery illness anymore

>mfw i get a jellyfish named after me for my noble act of attempted murder-suicide

So cuddly

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN BOYS

Vintage Knitting/Crochet Patterns Masterlist

Recently, I’ve been getting really into more older styles of knit and crochet, and in my search for vintage patterns I’ve come across a ton of sites and articles that have been incredibly helpful to me, so I thought I’d share them all with you. The majority of these are free, and this post is still being updated as I find more. Hope you enjoy!

(p.s. most of the places you can get crochet patterns are in the ‘Misc.’ section bc most sites have both knit and crochet patterns)

Knitting:

vintageknittingpatternarchive.com

An archive featuring a variety of patterns from the 1920s-1980s

Pros:

Completely free

You can search by bust size, colorwork, yarn weight, decade, and clothing article

Also features some crochet patterns

Cons:

The site can be hard to navigate

vam.ac.uk

An article featuring a 15 clothing patterns from the 1940s

Pros:

Completely free

Cons:

Only has instructions for one size

sunnystitcher.gumroad.com

A collection of vintage knit clothing patterns from the 1930s-1970s

Pros:

A “name your own price” site, you can choose to pay $0 if you choose

Cons:

Not a lot of patterns

aranpatternarchive.com

A collection of vintage aran knitting patterns

Pros:

Completely free

Has a wide variety of patterns

Crochet:

antiquecrochetpatterns.com

An archive featuring a variety of vintage crochet patterns

Pros:

Completely free

A lot of home décor patterns

Cons:

Most of the clothing patterns are for babies and children

A lot of the patterns are currently unavailable due to the site being updated

Misc:

thevintagepatternfiles.blogspot.com

Pros:

Completely free

Has patterns in different languages, including Dutch, Finnish, French, German, Icelandic, and Russian

Has patterns dating back to the 1800s

You can search by size, clothing article, and decade

Cons:

The site can be a hard to navigate.

marymaxim.com

A collection of vintage knit/crochet patterns

Pros:

You can filter by pattern type and yarn weight

The patterns are relatively cheap, ranging from $0.99-$4.99

Cons:

No free patterns

You can’t filter by size

trove.nla.gov.au

A blog post featuring 2 vintage knit patterns and 1 vintage crochet pattern

Pros:

Completely free

Cons:

Patterns may be hard to read because they appear as old newspaper/magazine excerpts

antiquepatternlibrary.org

An archive featuring a variety of vintage knitting, crochet, embroidery, sewing, quilting, macrame, weaving, tapestry, and many more pattens.

Pros:

Completely free

Wide variety of patterns across many crafts

Cons:

Website has an older layout and can be hard to navigate

(p.p.s I didn’t put cons on a few of them bc I honestly didn’t find any. If you encounter any problems with any of these sites let me know and I will add that to the con list.)

(p.p.p.s. if you have any other websites you use for vintage patterns please share them I’m always in need of more)

okay.... how are we feeling about Love Tune and FIFTY FIFTY's comeback??? Listening to the mini album now and it's pretty cute I like it

i know people have been pointing it out for years but like. lest we forget that the US is checking 14/14 boxes.

literally never been more asexual. i was trying to prove a hypothesis and got onto an nsfw blog. saw a guy's cock. disgusting. please cut it off.

everytime I hold or pull or touch something and I see my nails, long and painted and a shimmery purple, I feel pretty again

Not a figure related ask sorry!! But have you read that manga based off Vampire Miku? The story is basic girl-looking-for-love stuff but the Vampire Miku faces inside are awesome!! So many funny expressions....

I continue to be a fake fan bc I didn't know this existed lol

After reading the first two chapters, it's cute and fairly standard fare for a romance manga which isn't a bad thing at all

Worth a quick read for the cute art!!!

Mangadex link: here

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