Need Lance To Keep Scoring Points So He Continues Slutting Himself Out On The Main

oh my god i am so fucking normal about this

March 21, 2025 - Shanghai, China Source: Zak Mauger/LAT Images

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

i'm going through this season with the mentality of anything that's okay to happen to or to wish to happen to Lando is okay to happen to or to wish to happen to Oscar.

Zak Brown laughs and says it was good Lando's brakes failed? Good. Hope it happens to his boy toy Oscar.

Zak Brown laughs about Lando hitting a wall (in a car they admit is the antithesis of everything he's asked them for and exactly what Oscar has asked them for)? Good. Hope it happens to his boy toy Oscar.

Lando fans have listened to F1 fans, especially fans of Australian drivers, wish everything from mechanical failures to injury-inducing crashes to even death on Lando since 2021. Now that the team's CEO has joined in, I'm done getting told Lando fans can't return fire without being "toxic." Fuck that bullshit. If you're not okay with Lando fans subjecting your driver to that treatment, stop participating in that treatment towards Lando and call it out instead of giggling about it when the team's leadership is inciting that treatment.

Oscar isn't special. If it's okay for it to happen to or to wish for it to happen to Lando, it's okay for it to happen to or to wish for it to happen to Oscar.

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

I feel like you’re one of the only people who truly understands my obsession with throat goat bratty bottom Lance so I’m just saying, that new pic Aston dropped of him modelling the new special Miami GP cap (if you go to their website you’ll know EXACTLY which one I mean 👀) is the PERFECT image of the flirty, slutty bedroom eyes he’d give as he’s sucking Fernando off 🫣☺️💚

This one?

YOU ARE SO SO RIGHT ANON!

This is 100% him looking up while giving Fernando the nastiest post race blow job…calmly waiting for him to call him a good boy. Looking up through his eyelashes like a sweet little angel…

Fernando responds by gripping the back of his head tighter and pulling him back to his cock, not before grinning and praising his good boy… “keep your eye on me cariño…”

lance pinching nando's ass...... okay

I need to travel back in time and do everything differently ever