Jekyll: Selfcare Is Drinking Highly Toxic Chemicals Right Out Of The Anti-contamination Beaker Whilst

dream sulking around leaving trails of sand behind him and hob sighing and getting the vacuum cleaner

tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.

ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.

ranboo: you've come to the right person.

He needs a name

Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers

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One of these episodes Jamie is going to sit on the doctors lap and no one will remark on it

Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say

Castiel: Yeah, no

Chuck: I'm God

Castiel: And I'm an atheist

Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here

Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you

Chuck: What?

Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams

Snufkin is the only valid introvert representation.

Finally, someone gets that needing alone time has nothing to do with how much I like/dislike a person.  They could be the best person in the world and I’d still feel the need to disappear for a few days every now and again.  And where I go? That’s a mystery.  (Its no where exciting.  I just need some privacy even in my memories)

Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?

Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ranboo: *crouches down*

Tommy: *sits on the floor*

Tubbo: I hate both of you.

"ranboo is a cryptid"

WRONG ranboo is a cartoon character, specifically a tall perry the platypus. tubbo is the cryptid. he pulls soup cans out of thin air he randomly screams in the other room and claps inhumanly fast he swings on ceiling beams