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Gabriel: yeet
Lucifer:yeet
Balthazar: skirt
Gabriel: skeet
Balthazar: yeet
Lucifer: skirt
The Empty: pLeAsE jUsT sToP
Void Stiles: I am my own emotionally unsupportive boyfriend.
The two moods of working in a buffet restaurant. "God, there's nothing to do" and "I dont know what hole all these people came from but can they please go back".
Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.
Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.
Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..
Gabriel: What’s up I’m back
Lucifer: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead
Gabriel: Death is just a social construct
Ozai: "You must capture the Avatar to regain your honor."
Zuko: "Instructions unclear, ending up joining him to overthrow you."
I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT PAUL DANO'S RIDDLER
This is probably the first time we've seen a Riddler that's been taken seriously as a character.
Through the Arkhamverse games, for those who've played it, we all know the feeling of doing his challenges and storyline. It's tedious and obnoxious. Bonus for Arkham Knight making him look like Charlie Sheen going through a midlife crisis.
Gotham, I enjoyed, but they created him to be almost an alter ego/ split personality which I don't necessarily think is how the Riddler's brain works.
And Jim Carrey's Riddler is just... Jim Carrey being family friendly I guess. Regardless, entertaining.
Paul Dano though... he whipped out the perfect amount of obsessive psychopath and narcissism. As in, his energy really matched Heath Ledger's Joker; super chaotic and dark. Probably would have worked well in TDK.
That scene where he talks to Batman in prison was absolutely fantastic. He reminded me so much of Ed Kemper in his prison interviews. Right off the mark when we first see him unmasked, the obsession with Batman is in his eyes and never leaves. He craves that attention from him in such an unhealthy way, it's just incredible to watch and know that it's purely Dano's acting.
I'm so impressed. I really hope we get to see more of this Riddler from him in the future and I hope he gets some sort of award for this. An underrated actor overall.
Imagine when Bruno was a teen, or while he was growing up in general, if he wanted to be left alone all he'd have to do was go to the top of the stairs in his room like imagine-
Alma: *standing at the bottom of the stairs* Bruno, get down here now!
5 seconds later
Bruno's voice from the distance: NO!
*at a zoo*
Isaac: What are they in for?
Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.
Isaac: So they can leave?
Derek: No, but-
Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
It’s so funny that the three people who canonically find Dazai #relatable are Mori, Fyodor, and Verlaine.
What an insane lineup of horrible men. I think that alone would make me change my entire personality if I were him. First everyone finds him incredibly annoying and then those motherfuckers show up and are like “actually, no, Dazai’s great. He just gets me.” I’d be reconsidering all of my life decisions.