Stupendousgalaxyllama - Gecko

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

some text posts of the sillies (1 2 3)

I’m sixty-seven and a half feet under as soon as I get there

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

Reblog if answer tysm🩷

How are you doing? Reminder to take any meds and hydrate (if you'd like). We're doing good work in this community, and I'm proud of us all. Let's get into it:

A TEENAGER TAKING CARE OF HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SISTER IN GAZA NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A TEENAGER IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO TAKE CARE OF A 4-YEAR-OLD, ESPECIALLY IN GAZA.

THEY ARE GETTING BOMBED WITH ENRICHED URANIUM BOMBS AND NEED FOOD, SANITARY SUPPLIES, ETC AND THEY NEED TO GET OUT.

I hope you read the part about the baby chicks, and the emotional toll of evacuation.

Please help this kind, caring teen @sham-amany and his very young sister. They need our community to step in. We can do this together.

gofundme.com

Donate to Help us to survive from this war, organized by Mounir Alanqar

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Forgot to add vetting here, they are #8.

NO DONATIONS FOR 24 HOURS!!!!!

They can't live off of this