What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

Goat breeds, according to my brain 🐐

I’m sixty-seven and a half feet under as soon as I get there

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

"I want to be a dragon."

sleepless nights