I've Just Thrown Out The Love Of My Dreams By Weezer Is About Simping For A Priest Pass It On

me when the riddler

carrying the world's specialest little guy (fictional character who makes me ill) in my mouth like a mother cat except they're way too big for me so i have to do that dumb looking side waddle with my front legs

they say god works in mysterious ways but — and I may be wrong here — i don’t think it was god that made me horny for angels 🤔 just a thought idk

I dead ass can't believe your post made me stop and go look for HEX of some dick.

LMAO that was honestly the best part

found this beauty on ebay & had to buy it!! one of hamish’s headshots + the attached resume on the back, which looks to be from 1996-97 given that his age is listed as 20!

For owner 3

i dont give af if you're bigender clean yo damn mircowave!! 😒😓😂

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

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owner 6 introduction

hey hey hey my name finn i go by he/him pronouns im 20 and im the funniest person in history

whish i had a cute little priest so i could be his personal worst nightmare