The Goober He Is

so sei q eu vou ter que ficar bebada muito em breve

I don’t even know man . Happy pride

mano o video do trote do terceirao da turma das minhas amigas hitou e tem gente nos comentarios criticando elas and i almost threw up my soul is still in 2021 eu PRECISO responder hate

i'm afraid to live my life, i feel guilty, i feel—shut the fuck up. step 1. shut the fuck up. step 2. shut the fuck up. step 3. focus on your breath. ruminating doesn't do shit. it just makes you feel bad. you're not accomplishing anything, you're not even being introspective, you're not being a 'good person' by telling yourself that you're a bad person; you're just sitting there exacerbating your anxiety. feel the cool air going in and out of your nostrils. feel your neck, arms, legs, shoulders, jaw, and whatever else that is tense. relax that shit or at least release some of the tension, if possible. stop clenching things. remember breath. remember cool air. fix posture. relax shoulders. sit or stand or lay comfortably. remember breath. remember cool air. don't try to avoid the thoughts but, rather, acknowledge them and move on lightly. it's ok if you can't. but remember that they are just there. they are guests who have overstayed their welcome. they are just thoughts. you will be ok. remember breath. remember cool air. you will be ok

duda hihihihihihj dudaaaaaa duda ^_^ dudahdhshshhs

ignore me all you want i'll talk to myself idc im insane

pq vc n me deu oi : (

as unicas pessoas dizendo que nao estao sentindo falta do twitter no threads/bluesky sao as que nao tem um ciclo de meninas lindas no seu priv

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