I’m Redoing The Interactive Height Chart For Even Keel. :) Everyone Looks So Much Better Than They

Here is my last post of the year, something a little different.

There is an abandoned temple in the forest that is fabled to house all of the knowledge of the gods. Those not kept away by reverence risk a run-in with the red demon who guards it.

Happy New Year everyone!

Commission examples

Look at this old beach bum. He can't be bothered to move for anything.

Here, have some Spock.

The critics can whine all they want; I really liked Into Darkness.

Cyan waiting for the train, ready to give up his old life in favor of the new.

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

Oh, so this is what I do instead of writing like a good little NaNo-er.

Valli and Oscar! :D

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

Psh! And they said legendary pokemon couldn't reproduce. What about with each other, hm?