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“Let’s run away together…”

The theme is *intertwined flames*! Also printed myself a 1,000-piece puzzle of it 🧩🔥

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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With your help, THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS will return to the stage this summer! Check out the Kickstarter pre-launch page and bookmark the project!

The hit horror-comedy musical returns after seven years for a bigger, longer live run. Join Paul, Emma, and the rest of Hatchetfield in a fight for survival as the world around them is transformed into a musical hell!

If funded, the live remount will run this summer (July - August 2025) at the El Portal Theater in Los Angeles, CA. Following that, a digital version of the new performance will be made available at first to rent, then it'll hit YouTube a short time later. The show's Kickstarter campaign starts Saturday, April 26th, so bookmark the project and join us for the horror and jubilation!

This long awaited remount of THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS will be directed by Lauren Lopez. It will star:

Jon Matteson as Paul Matthews

Lauren Lopez as Emma Perkins

Joey Richter as Ted Spankoffski

Corey Dorris as Bill Woodward

Jaime Lyn Beatty as Charlotte Sweetly

Jeff Blim as Mr. Davidson & General MacNamara

Mariah Rose Faith Casillas as Zoey Chambers, Alice Woodward & The Greenpeace Girl

Will Branner as Professor Hidgens

THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS features a book by Nick & Matt Lang, and music & lyrics by Jeff Blim. More info about the remount's creative team to come over the course of the Kickstarter campaign.

WARNING: THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS is intended for mature audiences. It features adult language, adult humor, simulated violence, singing, dancing, and imagery that some audience members may find frightening. Viewer discretion is advised.

VIDEO CREDITS:

Kickstarter Video Director: Nick Lang

Director of Photography: Curt Mega

Production Coordinator: Kim Whalen

Camera Operator: Eric Carroll

Make-Up Artist: Gabriela Vega

Editor: Nick Lang

Promotional Photographer: Paul Gabriel

Logo Designer: Meg Lloyd

Meteor Created by: Matt Lang

KS Video Cast: Jon Matteson, Lauren Lopez, Jeff Blim, Mariah Rose Faith Casillas, Corey Dorris, Joey Richter

Music: Jeff Blim & Matt Dahan

Kickstarter

Coming soon: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: Reprised!

StarKid's hit horror comedy musical returns to the stage with this show-stopping remount! Rejoice! Your Apotheosis is upon you...

It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?

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