so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy
and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!
well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa
and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.
we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
im so excited and scared for mafu6
WILL WOOD IS MAKING A GAME?,??
how to politely tell someone to kill themself: a guide written by the sexiest tumblr user alive strawberrysundae-07:
KILL YOURSELF LOSER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
there is no polite way to tell someone to kill themself. you gotta go all the way.
thank you 🥺 thank you 🦶
how much hawk could a tuah hawk if a tuah could hawk tuah
this ask will explode in 24 hours. explode with confetti :3c
okay google how to politely tell someone to kill themself?
im joking, of course, but.
*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*