HGH REFERENCE?????

he wanted to be scourge sooo bad

@theeautomat

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

"I like shape shifter characters!"

"I like motherly characters!"

WRONG. Slutty bitchass men with a chronically fucked up leg.

lord the peasants are so loud today

google it

Crying with you and everybody else that saw this post

And what if I cry

Sad. sad and demented.

— can't believe that I'm in pain / I need to disassociate / I just wanna be a good passenger

🎉Happy Birthday to @strwbrrylou 🎉

And Deacon?

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Comments: Punko hasn’t made an official statement saying when Deacon’s birthday is, only that it’s one of those birthdays so close to Christmas he gets cheated out of birthday gifts lmao. Because of this I’m headcanoning it’s either today (12/22) on @strwbrrylou’s birthday or tomorrow (12/23) on mine😂 Hence the Deacon edit

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Song: Oops…I Did it Again by Britney Spears

Dedicated to: @strwbrrylou HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY NEIGHRBOR🥳

True. As good as the Minecraft movie did at encapsulating the cringe culture that surrounds Minecraft itself, they really needed to develop more than the guy characters.

my take on the minecraft movie !

it was shit funny. funny because it's shit. you get the picture. haha chicken jockey, the nether, enderpearl. funny! made me laugh a lot, very nice and digestible.

BUT!

I was very disappointed by the characters. Jack Black and Jason Mamoa were great - but that's it. It was so sad to see such underdeveloped characters for Emma Myers and Danielle Brookes, I feel like they had so much potential, but no. Overprotective sister that can fight for some reason???? and funny black character. It was so saddening to see the female characters reduced down to stereotypes: big sister with hidden talent and funny aave use. They had like zero character development throughout the whole film and it was just so sad to see. I didn't even know their names until the end of the film.

but hey

what did we expect!!