Somebody Get That Vegetable From Arcane Off Of My Feed

Realest thing I've seen all day

Monster by JIN LH

Yeah

Okay so we need to come to a decision bcus there's too many damn names

Me: my hands are dry

House: chemical imbalance due to lack of ants ingested, you have tapeworms and you'll die in two days if we don't treat you for malaria

What??? Why would I remember that??? I say with a suspiciously anypony shaped nametag on my shirt

uburnean ctommy ... does anypony remember. i do

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Screaming crying throwing up

Three guesses as to who or what this “tiger” entity might be.

A part of the “Mascot Character” series of 4komas.

All of op's The Passenger posts were accurate but my jeez this is such a good summary of how I feel

I feel fucking crazy after watching that actually