Someone Give Me A Fanfic To Read I’m So Fucking Bored

“My child is completely fine”

Ma’am with all due respect your child has asked her friends to buy her a book she knows has smut in it, reads smut with a straight face even when her families around like she’s reading a random post on Instagram, daydreams more than she should and then writes stories about the daydreams on Wattpad.

It’s me I’m the fucked up child who my parents think are fine

Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Caitlyn: What’s that?

Vi: Remorse code

Caitlyn: I’m even angrier now

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

I can’t stop thinking about it ekko took jinx with him after the bridge explosion and like healed her himself like I wanna try figure out if she’d like change sides or still be with silco but less murderous if that makes sense. Idk but if anyone has anything please tell me.

Merry Christmas

“I’m pissed off. I’m pissed that amazing people are suicidal. I’m pissed that kids get cancer. I’m pissed that poor people can’t afford college. I’m pissed that soulmates don’t end up together. I’m pissed that people lie. I’m pissed that no one cares about the earth. I’m pissed that people are fake as fuck. I’m mad because this world is so fucked up and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

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Me and my sisters conversation as Kaz and Jesper since it’s about shadow and bone. I’m Jesper she’s kaz. Also for context my sister wants goats when she’s older.

Jesper: When you get a goat can you name it Milo?

Kaz: Why would I name my goat Milo?

Jesper: From shadow and bone.

Kaz:

Kaz: Get your own goat and name it Milo.

Bernard lived

Welcome back to the land of the living buddy

Jess Mariano

Merry Christmas Darling

hi! could i get james x ravenclaw!reader w james (shyly) asking reader to the yule ball? tysm ❤️

Hi I love this request and I will do it but I’ve been having exams the past few weeks and they’re still not done but once they are I will write this