R.I.P Bernard The Mouse Who Was Found In My Friends Garden And Disappeared And Then His Dog Went Outside

Marauders era characters as random quotes I found in fanfics and on tumblr. Enjoy

Sirius happy with life: Nothing could ruin this

*Lily and James die and Sirius is framed and sent to Azkaban*

Sirius: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Lily to Snape after the incident: I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

Remus: I hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

Regulus staring at James: Sensitive bitch boys *sighs dreamily*

Remus talking about Sirius: I want to hear him whimper

Peter: AYO?

Regulus: “you’re too young to be tired” first of all, I’ll bite you

Lily taking about James: Is he drunk? Is he a dork? Trick question it’s both

Sirius: I’m a gay wizard

James: Good to know

Marlene: Can’t wait for her heart to shatter

Dorcas: oh-

Barty: ITS BANG, MARRY OR KILL NOT BANG, MARRY AND KILL

Regulus: In my defence, he had it coming

Yes I’m listening to Christmas music in November and no I don’t give a shit it’s been a long week let me have this one

Don’t you just love when your class gets changed twice the day before you’re supposed to start and because you have half strict parents you still have to get up early to act like you haven’t just seen the email when you’re supposed to be asleep or at least not on your phone so you can show it to them in the morning and then sleep cause I love it so much 🙂

I’m sorry but this is war 2 by falconsheild hits so hard and I will be listening to it on repeat

so this happened to me today

i imagine that steve had lucas’ game schedule and every time he was trying to plan any date on a day of a hawkins bball game he would tell the girl like. that they HAD to go to the game and it was non-negotiable to him so he could have a chance to see lucas play because he knows how much it means to him to have people there. if whoever the date was with didn’t wanna go he would simply cancel and say it wouldn’t work because that’s his child

Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Caitlyn: What’s that?

Vi: Remorse code

Caitlyn: I’m even angrier now

A reenactment of what just happened between me and my parents through James and Remus.

Remus: *walks outside with bagel ready to go back to the summerhouse and do school*

James: have you got any water?

Remus: *spins around and begins to walk back to house whilst half a bagel in mouth*

If anyone spoils no way home for me I’m becoming a homicidal bitch

AO3s down again. Tf am I supposed to do now sleep? Fuck that