I Just Learned That Jerma Went To My High School

if you have red hair and green eyes and you wear a black turtleneck and grey pants and a grey coat and black glasses and a funny little black beret please hmu immediately so I can [THIS PORTION OF THE TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN REDACTED DUE TO SEXUAL OBSCENITY]

new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

happy trans day of visibility to green puppy specifically

Sleepiest boy meets softest patch of grass

I’m trying so hard with the backgrounds,,, I’m usually not like this,,, All my characters usually live in one-color-background world,,,

Chavis Mármol, Tesla Crushed by an Olmec Head, 2024.

It just all feels really icky to me that someone had that idea and thought you know what would be great. If everyone on fuckimg earth saw this too and maybe we did it like 10 more times. Fuck you

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

Mary Martin, washes that man right out of her hair, Literally. The original Nellie Forbush for Rodgers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific. New York, 1949.

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days