Theyre Inventing The Opposite Of Ozempic That Actually Makes You Happy. And Theyre Calling It Yummy Foods

Michael K. Williams for the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey (2010)

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

by Zinaida Serebriakova

Okay I'm high so I'm using voice to text sorry I had a vision for the perfect version of chess okay so act one it's just regular Act One except all of Freddy's lines are just the word chess but all the characters can like like they they know what he's saying but act two and I don't remember how act two of chess opens I'm going to be honest with you however in my version of Chess in act two so all the characters and the ensemble they all come out and they stand on the edge of the stage and they go, "it's chess-ing time" and then they chess all over the place

my daily affirmations do you guys like them

i recently started playing majora’s mask. i really really like skull kid. he’s like this to me

based on this of course: (+ the image without caption)