Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

i'll prob tweak seymour's design more eventually but whatever !! my ko-fi is linked if anyone is feelin zesty 🕺🪴

ig: soapteeth 🧼 ko-fi: soapteeth 🧼 bluesky: soapteeth

bald palm tree I saw a few weeks ago at the mall

nobody let me fly too close to the sun on this account okay. I'm not gonna make any sideblogs im probably not gonna have any kind of intricate tagging system. No attachments this time I'm too scared

Me: I hate you, [media that makes me feel unsafe and afraid because it features explicit gore and violence]!

People: I see no difference between this and myself hating on YOUR favorite thing, [media that makes them feel I guess bored or cringey because people sing and dance in it?]

Me: you're right those are the same! Let's all smoke weed and calm down

People: NO!!!!!!! feel shame for your uncommonly strong fear and revulsion response to very popular media

Me: okay ☺

Everyone on the bus: *clapping*

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

Woah. has anyone tried smoking weed and listening to music after? I think this might be big

hey btw you can be into fat people. you can prefer to date and have sex with fat people its ok i promise. its not a kink or fetish or dehumanizing or anything. the definition of a fetish is being into something ABNORMAL and fat people are not abnormal. i am holding your hand. please smooch fat people.

cara mia addio <3