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its fiction and im not.

its fiction and im not.

its fiction and im not.

I don't care that it has real life supporters. I don't care that it has real life supporters. I have real life supporters too and it doesn't matter either way because it's fiction.

Its fiction, all of its actions are fictional, I am not fictional and I don't care that it exists in my same world because it's not real

The Worst partners in crime Ever

NEEED to have a lifelong creative partnership.. and if it gets a little homoerotic.. well I guess that would be okay too !

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

i'll prob tweak seymour's design more eventually but whatever !! my ko-fi is linked if anyone is feelin zesty 🕺🪴

ig: soapteeth 🧼 ko-fi: soapteeth 🧼 bluesky: soapteeth

[cheerfully] i've been in self-made hells worse than this

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

fully sober in the club pulling out an annotated finnegans wake

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.