I Don't Understand Patriotism. Like What Are You Proud Of? That Wasn't Even You. You Just Live Here.

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

i recently started playing majora’s mask. i really really like skull kid. he’s like this to me

based on this of course: (+ the image without caption)

my heart wants a ragtime revival but my two brain cells wouldnt survive the fandom

we're almost out of the number 1 btw

evil gang 😈

Matcha Green Tea Shortbread The cookies are buttery, melty, and chock full of the taste of green tea.  They go great with a cup of tea.

konami is holding me at gunpoint to draw gay duelists

and the thing is he probably really WAS sorry charley

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).