Poor Present Mic Is Havin' A Rough Time In The Dating Scene... Especially When His Crush Is So Close

congrats on 1k!! 🎞️ could i request a denki smau thats enemies to lovers? i love your writing!

on my nerves

d.kaminari

-enemies(?) to lovers

every software is like. your mission-critical app requires you to use the scrimble protocol to squeeb some snorble files for sprongle expressions. do you use:

libsnorble-2-dev, a C library that the author only distributes as source code and therefore must be compiled from source using CMake

Squeeb.js, which sort of has most of the features you want, but requires about a gigabyte of Node dependencies and has only been in development for eight months and has 4.7k open issues on Github

Squeeh.js, a typosquatting trojan that uses your GPU to mine crypto if you install it by mistake

Sprongloxide, a Rust crate beloved by its fanatical userbase, which has been in version 0.9.* for about four years, and is actually just a thin wrapper for libsnorble-2-dev

GNU Scrimble, a GPLv3-licensed command-line tool maintained by the Free Software Foundation, which has over a hundred different flags, and also comes with an integrated Lisp interpreter for scripting, and also a TUI-based Pong implementation as an "easter egg", and also supports CSV, XML, JSON, PDF, XLSX, and even HTML files, but does not actually come with support for squeebing snorble files for ideological reasons. it does have a boomeresque drawing of a grinning meerkat as its logo, though

Microsoft Scrimble Framework Core, a .NET library that has all the features you need and more, but costs $399 anually and comes with a proprietary licensing agreement that grants Microsoft the right to tattoo advertisements on the inside of your eyelids

snorblite, a full-featured Perl module which is entirely developed and maintained by a single guy who is completely insane and constantly makes blog posts about how much he hates the ATF and the "woke mind-virus", but everyone uses it because it has all the features you need and is distributed under the MIT license

Google Squeebular (deprecated since 2017)

Only watercolor doodle

Denki pushed him onto the pool

⋆˚࿔ d.kaminari smau ˚ ༘ shared spaces

pov: kaminari moves into the spare bedroom in your apartment

　𓂃　♪　𓈒 cw: roommate!kaminari and gn!reader but feminine terms used. weezer mentioned

𓂃　★　𓈒　a/n: honestly this can be taken as romantic or platonic! i just had this idea and wanted to make a little smau out of it

Drawing memes are fun, I really want to do more of them

btw thinking about xry baby bunny girl who cries to her owner about everything her big old guard dog does

she's sniffling that "he tried to kiss my pussy" and her owner is coming and petting her, but also reminding her that "she's supposed to share her pussy with puppy"

Part 2 of my Erasermight fake marriage AU. I promise we do eventually get to the Erasermight

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Pro Hero Tenya Iida who tries to be good for you

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who comes home from a long day at work and can't help himself when he sees you waiting for him all domestic like

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who uses you for stress relief even when he doesn't want to

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who can't think straight as soon as he is engulfed in your walls

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who breaks the headrest of the bed with how hard he fucks you

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who keeps fucking you as if he didn't just crack the wall

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who tells you how much he loves you as he fucks you both into overstimulation

Pro Hero Tenya Iidawho fills you to the brim not even caring about protection

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who gently cleans you both up afterwards

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who carries you to the spare bedroom and holds you close while you fall asleep

Pro Hero Tenya Iida who loves you ❤️

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Pro Hero Tenya Iida BEEN on my mind

i’ll say this as my parting thought for the night: bucky barnes is indeed a fuck freak.

ProHero Bakugou x UA teacher reader (best friends to lovers)

Part 8

Finding Katsuki asleep when you entered his hotel room was crushing. He hadn’t told you he was back or that he was going to sleep, and after enough convincing from Mina you planned to tell him how you felt entirely the good and the bad. But you knew he needed his sleep, so instead you take your food to the living area of the hotel room and turn the countdown on.

Seeing the New York streets buzzing with excitement made you jealous of every person whose experienced a new years in the big Apple. The music and atmosphere seemed captivating and as the clock struck zero and chaos erupts on the screen, you can help but sigh. This is the most depressing new years you’ve ever had. Alone, eating shitty hotel food and wishing your best friend was awake.

At 12:02, you decide to call it a night despite only eating half your food and not feeling the least bit tired. You came to watch the ball drop, and you did even if it was alone as Katsuki let out quiet snores on the other side of the room. So you close your take out box, and turn off the tv.

Moving to the side opposite of where he’d sprawled out, you plug your phone in and kick off your painful boots. You didn’t know why you’d even dressed up in the first place, now you had to sleep in an itchy top and skirt. You figured you’d stay up talking long enough you would notice the discomfort as you slept- but you couldn’t have been more wrong.

The skirt rides up as you lay stiffly beside him, making you pull at it in annoyance while also trying to be still. The shirt was rubbing your skin aggressively, torturing you as you bite back a groan. This was the worst new years ever.

“Why are you twitching?” Katsuki grumbles, causing you to jump, had your silent discomfort woke him? “What time is it?”

“12:12. Sorry for waking you.” You reply, opening your eyes. He was already looking at you, sleep covering his droopy eyes while he yawns. “My clothes are uncomfortable.”

“Why didn’t you wake me up, idiot?” His hand moves to rub his eyes as he pulls his phone from underneath him. “I’m surprised I slept at all with this thing goin off like this.”

“I can sleep on the couch- if I’m moving too much.* you offer, already blushing as he pulls himself to sit up. You do the same, reaching to adjust the skirt again as it rides up for yet another time. “I dressed up- it was dumb and now I’m paying for it.”

“You ain’t taking the couch, I’m gonna get up for a bit anyway.” His eyes travel across the room and to the balcony where New years fireworks color the sky. “Got a good view of the light show- wanna step out and watch?”

You mostly wanted to rip your clothes off and burn them for being so damn itchy- but you nod and pull yourself from the bed. He’s already outside by the time you’ve slid your boots back on, resting in the single chair that furnished the balcony and watching the fireworks with no emotion clear on his face. He looked silly, wearing pajamas and glaring at the sky- but you found it kind of cute, blushing as you think about it.

“They’re really pretty.” You smile, leaning over the balcony as the sky booms with new beginnings. “Fireworks always remind me of you, your quirk looks like fireworks sometimes.”

“Oh yeah?” He rubs his neck, looking up to see the fireworks lighting your skin in a warmth he’s grown to adore. He hated to be that guy, but he needed to know- to finally get some sort of relief. “Can we talk about it?”

Your stomach drops and your cheeks light up brighter than the fireworks you’d been so enticed with. You’d planned to talk to him, to lay everything out and move past this- but it still scared you all the same. He’s your best friend, the thought of losing him over this had made you worry more than you ever had.

“Oh, uhm sure.” You reply, still watching the sky as he stands to join you. Maybe it would be best if you started, told him how you felt and went from there? “I care about you, more than anyone- I do, but you hurt me a lot by choosing those women over me. That’s why this has been so hard for me to process.”

His jaw tightens as you turn to face him, noticing his hands clothing the balcony railing so hard his knuckles were turning white. You felt awful, but needed the whole truth to be told not just the part he wanted to hear. So you continue.

“You blocked me after telling me how you felt, and it hurt too. Then you confessed you’d been in love with me all this time and we didn’t speak for a bit, which also hurt.” You take a deal breath, placing one of your hands over his and seeing him stare down at them. “I don’t want you to be upset but I’m being honest. You’ve hurt me a lot recently and it’s going to be hard to move past it entirely to trust you enough to dive into romantic feelings.”

“I know that, I fucked up and kept fucking up even though I knew it hurt you. If I’m being honest, a part of me didn’t care because you being hurt by my actions got me the attention I’ve always wanted from you.” YOur eyes meet and you can see the pain and hesitation behind his beautiful ruby eyes as he continues. “I know I have a lot to make up for, and even if you don’t want to be with me-I will make it up to you. All of it.”

“I know you will.” You smile, leaning your head onto his shoulder. Maybe this would all work out? If he proved he was sorry, you both could end up happy. “I have feelings for you too, Katsuki. I want to be with you- one day, but you have to be patient with me and prove you’re trying. And not by putting my name on your dashboard. It was very sweet, but I want to know you’re trying.”

“Your names goin on the dash regardless.” He chuckles, moving to look at you. You can’t help but smile up at him as he looks at you with gentle fondness. “I’ll start being patient tomorrow.”

The fireworks in the sky were mere sparks compared to the explosive reaction you felt in your chest as his hand moves to tilt your chin. Time slowed around you, and the buzz that once filled your ears turned into a soft ringing as his face moved closer. You’d never felt gravity shift from a simple kiss before, not once, but as his lips find yours- your entire body seemed to lose its center. Your hands reach out to grip his tshirt to keep your feet on the ground.

His hand moves from your chin to your jaw line, holding you closer as your head spins. Is this what it felt like kissing him two years ago? When you had more alcohol than sense in your body? Was it warm and intoxicating? You were glad you were sober this time, savoring the softness of his lips as the buzz of the street returns and the fireworks bloom to life above you.

“Happy New Year.” He whispers, pulling away to rest his forehead on yours. “The year I get to be someone you love.”

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Sorry yall. I’ve been watching romance anime and I’m in a lovey mood.

Happy New year!

(2 more parts and an epilogue left)

-Parchy💖

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