Football Has Literally Made Me Forget About All The Fandoms I Was Part Of Before Wtf I Used To Watch

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1) my team is Newcastle2) I don’t really support any other teams directly but there’s definitely teams I’d prefer to win certain games. Also I want city to win the league. 4) Martin Dúbravka because he’s basically the reason we’re not in the relegation zone currently, plus he’s really nice (Schär is a close second though)5) shearer probably because he did so much and he’s our biggest and never left. Also les Ferdinand because his partnership with shearer was amazing.34) yeah my national team is England 35) I do support them. 36) I don’t necessarily ‘identify’ with any other national teams but I support like Slovakia for dúbravka, Switzerland for schär, etc in certain matches.

him…… in this kit…….. with that messy hair…… yelling…… i just…… W O W……..

Right but imagine John Stones saying ‘missus’ in his accent kill me

you and Trent come home drunk and end up having drunk sex and your both laughing and acting like teenagers again x

And you’re falling through the door, clung onto his shoulders, still giggling at both of your attempts to open the door and immediately going to unbutton his dress shirt. But obviously you’re doing it clumsily and T is laughing at the site, not making it any easier with his dramatic chest movements for you and you’re thinking fuck it, it can stay on, getting to work on his belt instead. And he’s hitching up your dress seemingly with the same self awareness of his capabilities in that state as you finally fling his belt off with a ‘why’d you even where this thing’. And he’s undoing the button because you’re taking too long, shoving down his trousers and boxers, and kicking them off to the side. And he’s pulling you up to him, dress still hiked up, and sloppily inserting himself in you. And it’s erratic and messy and not at all sexy and you’re both finding it hilarious as you knock over the clock, both of your faces tinged red - from the alcohol and the sex and god this is love.

Liverpool I love you. We can be friends now

Didn’t even play badly, just gave away a stupid penalty like always with the stupid mistakes and I fucking hate Newcastle

“My Team” football asks:

Which team is ‘your team’?

If you have more than one, why?

What’s your team’s nickname or fan nickname?

Who is your favourite player currently playing for your team?

Who is your favourite legend from your team?

Have you ever been to your team’s stadium?

Have you ever seen a match your team was playing (home or away)? Which one?

Which past player do you wish played for your team?

Which currently active player(s) do you wish played for your team?

Which is your least favourite player for your team and why?

Who is most underrated player that has ever played for your team?

Who is the most underrated player currently playing for your team?

Which season’s home kit for your team is your favourite?

Which season’s away kit for your team is your favourite?

Which season’s third kit for your team is your favourite?

Which team is the historical ‘big enemy’ of your team?

Which team do you consider the actual enemy of your team?

Who is your favourite manager of all time for your team?

Who is your least favourite manager of all time for your team?

Is your team’s social media management any good? Why?

Is your team’s app any good? Why?

Do you like your team’s colours?

Is your team local to you?

Is your team from your country/nationality?

Do any players from your team play for your national team?

Which is your favourite goal scored one behalf of your team?

Which is your favourite match of all time played by your team?

Which is your least favourite match of all time played by your team?

What is the greatest or most meaningful trophy or accolade won by your team?

Do you like your team’s crest?

If you managed your team as of right now, what three things would you do immediately?

If you were a football player, would you want to play for your team?

How well do you know the history of your team?

Do you have a national team? Who is it?

Do you identify with or like your national team?

Do you identify with a national team that isn’t your own and why?

Who is your least favourite player for your national team and why?

Who is most underrated player that has ever played for your national team?

Who is the most underrated player currently playing for your national team?

Have you ever been to your national team’s stadium?

Have you ever seen a match your national team was playing (home or away)? Which one?

Who is your favourite player currently playing for your team?

Which of your national team’s home kits are your favourite?

Which of your national team’s away kits are your favourite?

What’s the nickname of your national team?

If you could change anything about your national team, what would it be?

Do you love your club team (or teams) or your national team more?

Do you like your national team’s manager?

Who are your greatest rivals of your national team?

Which player who doesn’t play for your national team do you wish could change nationality to play for you?

Eric and you breaking up, but getting back together after a year

And you’re seeing each other when dele has a party and he invites you - you still kept in contact - and you knew Eric would be there - dele had given you a pre-warning - so you’re not surprised when you’re pouring yourself a drink and your form is engulfed in a large shadow. ‘Dele told me you’d be here, how’ve you been?’ is thrown into the surrounding air and you’re answering back with a ‘I’ve been fine, hear you’ve been doing well. England squad, aye?’ And he’s smiling softly at you, telling you about Russia and all he’s done since you broke up and you’ve both forgotten about the party; relishing each other’s company. And dele catches sight of you mid conversation, stood in a corner filled with laughter and conversation and blushing cheeks and subtle touches and he’s smiling to himself, sick of his two friends complaining about their shit dates to him.

“What are you doing? Oh, this is nice.”  I’ve been waiting for this hug since the “just-grabbing-the-door-for-you” moment in Spider-man Homecoming. 

Basically I’m Gay