A moment of silence for Steve Rogers who inevitably had to hear the words “I don’t understand that reference” when he made a pop culture joke in the 40s.
could you do some marcus rashford about jesse teasing him and the reader about her hickeys. i need to more marcus in my life
we all need more Marcus in our lives
he sees them when he comes over to play fifa with Marcus after training and you’re wandering about the house doing absolutely nothing. Then you wander in the front of the tv absentmindedly, collecting old mugs to have something to do and Marcus is complaining at you ‘we can’t see’ and throwing a pillow ‘you’re going to make me lose’ but Jesse isn’t even playing anymore he’s laughing ‘beansprouts has been busy’. And you’re confused until he’s pointing at your neck and you remember the marks Marcus had put all down your neck, you making no effort to cover up at home. ‘You been marking anything recently’ was laughed in Marcus face for weeks and everytime Jesse saw you, you can bet he was checking your neck - ‘let us see your neck’.
Johnny say something
via zinchie’s ig
Serious question, where can I adopt Bernardo? | Bernardo and Gabriel celebrating 14.04.19
Free kicks like Messi’s just remind me that football takes thought and it’s not always just men running around with big dick energy frustrating the hell out of me?!? Like it’s not just dumb luck, the amount of thought put in by and talent that man has is unreal.
Also things like this frustrate me because whilst I recognise the nature of football is to be the better team I feel you get no credit if you lose regardless. Newcastle was more than likely going to lose. And that’s all people will focus on. Not the fact that for a good portion of that we weren’t losing. That just by losing by one goal and having a fairly tight match we defied expectations - but it doesn’t matter because we didn’t defy them enough
Does anyone else have that one mutual who’s like Way Too Popular to be following you and ur lowkey convinced that they regret following u
do a dele one, any story x
Because it’s his birthday
You’re waking him up to kisses on his face, giggling at his lazy groan as he pushes you off him, smiling as he does so. ‘You have to get up for training, del’ you whispered against his warm skin and his response was even more groans and a muttering of ‘but it’s my birthday’ and you’re pulling him up and pushing him out of bed ‘come on I can sleep in for a bit longer’ and he’s stropily walking off to the shower as you admire his back muscles in the dim morning light. And soon he’s leaving, a kiss to your forehead and the demand of his birthday sex when he gets back and you’re up as soon as he leaves: birthday gift preparations time
Send me asks about cute footballers; make me happy
do you have anything with Harry winks coming up?
I have 4 winksy requests in my inbox, I’ll be writing them all at the end of the week, after my exams finish (that I’m failing). Feel free to still send in requests and I’ll get to them then x
Paul Dummett, Fabian Schär, Martin Dúbravka, Bernardo Silva and John Stones are my loves
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