The Thing Is If Spurs Aren’t Gonna Win The League I Want City To Win The League But On The Other Hand

hey just checking that my asks are going through sorry xx

Hey, love,

I think they most likely are I’m just being very, very unproductive because I’ve been a bit down lately, I’m sorry. I’ll get all the requests done soon, promise!

Does anyone else have that one mutual who’s like Way Too Popular to be following you and ur lowkey convinced that they regret following u

Could you please right some more John smut, your so good at writing omg!💗

thank you, anon

He’s joining you in the shower, allegedly as a bid to ‘save water’ but you don’t quite believe that as he’s running his hands down your waist, grabbing your arse and kissing down your neck from behind. And you certainly don’t believe it when you’re moaning into the steamy cube, hand pressed against the wall as he’s taking you from behind, hands roughly on your hips, your name falling from his lips. And you even don’t think about it when you’re coming to your high, him following shortly after, but you did think about it when he’s muttering about how ‘maybe I didn’t do my bit for the environment. Because you’re going to have to clean up again’

because @paudybalas was disappointed my last one wasn’t john x kyle 

What are your fav blogs? 💕

I think I already answered it, but I’ll do it again. 

I have too many. Here we go…

Football imagines: @footballffbarbiex (this woman’s talent is out of this world, I really enjoy her writing), @catharticallysarcastic  (same goes as Amy), @footballerimaginess, @footballerimagines (too bad she doesn’t write anymore)

Football blurbs: @travellvogue (the first blog I followed, she is really talented, ‘’Del’s kitchen’’ was my favourite series), @chilly-me-softly (my favourite blurbs, she also writes longer pieces), @jadonsanhco , @amour-salvatore (I LOVE her stories, especially ‘’Anyone but you’’), @gardenofcfc (I’m slowly falling in love with Mason because of her 😂)

Other blogs I love: @cinnnabaee, @stonseymylove, @80slingard, @macybeckham7, @leduqdefoot, @endlessfootie, @asenwinks, @jadondonsancho, @ynwa-taa

ignore me

Also things like this frustrate me because whilst I recognise the nature of football is to be the better team I feel you get no credit if you lose regardless. Newcastle was more than likely going to lose. And that’s all people will focus on. Not the fact that for a good portion of that we weren’t losing. That just by losing by one goal and having a fairly tight match we defied expectations - but it doesn’t matter because we didn’t defy them enough

As someone who’s struggled with sexual identity and just defines themselves as ‘probably not straight’ I related to so much of Daniel Howell’s new video. There was such small things - like leading a person on accidentally and being unable to be sexual with them because you’re terrified of the not straight side of you - that made me feel so simply not alone.

That video was so important to me because, for 45 minutes of my life, I felt validated and accepted and overwhelmed with this sense of hope for a future contentness I could feel about myself and who I really am. Even if I don’t know who or what that is. I can identify as ‘probably not straight’ or ‘I don’t know’ and be valid.

Thank you, Daniel Howell, Dan and danisnotonfire for surviving, in all your identities, for countless reasons, but the most personal to me; so that I could too.

you’re babysitting john’s daughter and he walks in while your just sat together singing disney songs so loud and he just realised how much he loves you

and you’re just sat on the sofa, belting the words to ‘you’re welcome’ from Moana along with the sound emitting from your phone as she draws on your arms, clumsily singing along as well. And you’re both giggling at each other and trying to sing louder than the other, waiting for John to come back with her tea. But he’s just been stood leaning on the door frame, watching his daughter gaze at you lovingly and smile so widely and laugh so innocently - his little family. And he loves how she wasn’t shy around you and he loves how you both get on and he loves her and you and soon the songs changing and he’s still stood; watching and in love.

I hate football. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. We were so fucking close.

Can you write something about John showing you off on social media whenever you hit a milestone in your career and he's always posting photos of you talking about how proud of you he is

he barely uses Instagram, but you can bet everytime you achieve even the smallest thing there’s a story of you both celebrating it, nothing direct or big - John’s not about that - it’s just a subtle show of how proud he is of you. And in interviews it’s always ‘the missus is good at that’, ‘yeah, my missus is incredible’, ‘it’s nice that both me and her can achieve by ourselves and be so supportive of each other’. And everyone finds it adorable, the lads find it annoying, and you feel lavished in love always.