Fata Morgana

Drew my Apex main :)

there has officially been a timeskip in apex and everyone's ages have changed crypto has been confirmed to have been faking his age and bloodhounds age has been revealed 🥲

Dottore: Soon we will have the means necessary to create what one would consider a god

Columbina, raising her hand: ...

Dottore: ...Yes?

Columbina: Can we give it the body of a unicorn with 20 human legs and 9 eyes?

Dottore: ...

Pierro: Will it have the ability to raise the dead?

Childe: Oh can we give them a cup holder???

Scaramouche: You mean hands...?

Childe: No you dumb fuck, like a chest window that opens and there's a can of sprite in there

Dottore: Do I look like I'm taking commissions for this?

Scaramouche: Chainsaw blades for hands

Dottore: Okay yeah that one I will do

Revenant Emote Idea : It’s just him vibin

I am here once again to share breaking news in the world of fisheries science/marine biology

Currently everyone is going wild over a paper about goblin sharks that cited a photo which others have pointed out looks incredibly suspiciously similar to a goblin shark toy

https://avesis.cu.edu.tr/yayin/cfe713d8-f8d3-4f51-a5b4-192b88d055e9/new-records-of-rare-species-in-the-mediterranean-sea-may-2022

https://ejournals.epublishing.ekt.gr/index.php/hcmr-med-mar-sc/article/view/31742/25820?fbclid=IwAR0cnzOrIxN8hf8pzmCDXW3IBa90J3e9Sr_o1mFeUbwCxAb7Q6Ap9sydXTE

I've seen people calling it SharkGate already

kratos would wearing sexy dress and be like woah good tunic for combat and everybody would be like oh yeah. yeah. you right

imagine being ranked eleven out of ten people. pathetic