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Just learned today what fatui actually meant. 2

DEEP BREATH

So all the Harbingers designs are out, and we all saw Pierro right???

RIGHT!?

I'm not the only one who sees this right???

So what if

WHAT IF

Kaeya wasn't supposed to be an Abyss or any Khaenri'ahn spy, no he was supposed to be a Fatui spy

And my god this makes everything makes so much more sense

Because if he wasn't a Fatui spy then Diluc's reaction would be ridiculous I honestly was never convinced that just knowing Kaeya was supposed to be a spy or a sleeper agent would set him off

But hohoho if Kaeya was in any way related to the Fatui

Related to the Number one Harbinger

Then Diluc's reaction makes so much sense omg I can't bc how can he believe him? The Fatui just killed his dad, bought the knights and now the last member of his family, his little brother turns out to be planted there by the Fatui? Can he really believe him? Can he believe he didn't know about what was going to happen to Crepus?

It makes so so so much sense for Diluc to lash out by trying to physically hurt Kaeya no idea if the killing intent was there but the boy definitely wasn't all there by that point definitely a break down

I 100% believe that Kaeya wouldn't betray Mond but if he really was a Fatui spy then this means he was passively suicidal that night

There's so many thoughts brain scrambled I can't-

Edit: yup definitely mean Pierro is Kaeya's bio dad XD

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