Hello Tumblr, Been A While, Where My Baizhu Fans At?

Dottore: Soon we will have the means necessary to create what one would consider a god

Columbina, raising her hand: ...

Dottore: ...Yes?

Columbina: Can we give it the body of a unicorn with 20 human legs and 9 eyes?

Dottore: ...

Pierro: Will it have the ability to raise the dead?

Childe: Oh can we give them a cup holder???

Scaramouche: You mean hands...?

Childe: No you dumb fuck, like a chest window that opens and there's a can of sprite in there

Dottore: Do I look like I'm taking commissions for this?

Scaramouche: Chainsaw blades for hands

Dottore: Okay yeah that one I will do

The sprigatito is named Bingle this is the best news yet.

nahida's toy box

my first time clearing difficulty 5 on swarm disaster went fine i dont know what youre talking about

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

My D&D kobold, Beef! The warrior!

[GENSHIN 3.2 SPOILERS]

Sumeru is literally the First Nation who genuinely helped the traveller.

Not even venti.

Not even zhongli.

Not even ei.

It was Nahida who at least gave some intel and help.

If anyone badmouth's Nahida, Imma whoop their ass.

Bro these sumeru guys do know some deep shit and now I can’t get over it.

Dottore knows something.

The fatui know something.

Nahida: Oh, hey, you’re not going to get any of my stuff

Dottore: Sky’s not real.

Nahida: What?

Dottore: *Taking the Gnosis and getting back on the canoe* Sky’s not real

stupid meme drawing inspired by this tweet sgfhdfhfd