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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

🔥🌼🌸Good luck babe 🌸🌼🔥

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

he sits upon the froggy throne

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[ID; A drawing of the castlevania character Juste Belmont sitting with crossed legs, one arm slung over on the edge of the froggy chair from the animal crossing series. End ID]

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

portrait of my neighbor's cat at sunset

new wip idea: Shadow didn't die, he just got yeeted back to the dark world and then goes on this giant quest to get back to four. I'm getting animatic ideas from listening to Wait For Me (hadestown) and Epic the musical in general

someone help me i'm not ok