Evangelicals Being Like "god Made Men To Do This And Be Like This And Women To Do That And Be Like That

i understand lady capulet because i too crash out when tybalt dies

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Currently procrastinating by thinking about how on-the-nose the names in R&J are

Romeo meaning “from Rome” falls in love with Juliet, from Julius, conquerer/leader of Rome

Mercutio from Mercury, because A) prankster boy and B) a go-between for the Capulets and Montagues (in theory)

Benvolio’s basically just named Good Boy

Tybalt as in bold dude, saucy boy

Paris promised a bride regardless of said bride’s consent à la Trojan Paris with Helen

I’ve seen a lot of fanfics where the title Hero of Men is given to Four—probably because his design is based off the stain glass artwork of the Hero of Men from Minish Cap—but I haven’t actually seen anyone follow through with what it means that Four has that title?? The Hero of Men was the hero that fought in the War of the Bound Chest! He sealed a whole bunch of monsters in a chest with the Picori Blade, and it’s Vaati releasing the monsters and breaking the Picori Blade that starts the whole Minish Cap adventure.

So if Four is the Hero of Men, that means we have TWO heroes who have fought in a war!! The dynamic between Warriors and Four would be so interesting, and if you look at the Hero of Men myth, it’s pretty heavily implied the Hero of Men led the Hylian Army against the monsters. That means you could place Four as high up as a General or Commander, which means he could pull rank on Warriors! It’d be so funny!

doodles

Underwater Hyrule Castle was his Atlantis

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"