Hope All Paparazzi Die, That Name Is Way Too Cool For What They Really Are; Rude Fucking Weirdos With

For some reason im such a slut for british accents even though i am british myself.

Maybe its because i have a financially challenged accent, not what would be considered a posh one and thats why they are so apealing to a broke bitch such as myself.

Extra context, im not a northerner, i am from the south of england (or what is considered south) so my accent can be mistaken for a "proper" british accent by the untrained ear but putting me next to someone from cambridge, there would be a noticable difference.

Anyway, if you are from sussex, hit my line😘😘😘😘

What if cat eyes are yellow because theyre alchoholics🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

And THATS why they act so stupid all the time!!

AND THE DIFFERENT PERSONALLITYS THEY HAVE ARE THE TYPES OF DRUNKS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?

My heart goes out to the girls retaking their gcses and fumbling foundation maths. You truly are gods strongest soldiers and i wait for you on the other side of the tunnel.

-sincerely, a bitch who passed higher maths

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

What do you mean p!nk isnt a lesbian

Was thinking about the daffodil field scene in bridgerton with eloise and pen and i wont lie if i was eloise i would have been like "what are we" coz that shit was crazy romantical.

Like as a blind viewer that hasnt (and will not) read the books, to me, sitting in a field of flowers, under the moonlight, having a deep conversation, i would think im getting proposed to

And bridgerton isnt stranger to tropey romance cliches so you could colour me surprised (disappointed) when those girls didnt kiss

Anyway, peneloise shipper 4lyfe 🤞🤞🤞🤞

This has been in my notes app for months and i have no clue what prompted it

I was onto something tho,,,

"Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp." I chant as i read the corniest fanfic known to literature