The Song Is Actually Sung By Little Sisyphus

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

"Grant my wish and be free."

I then yoink the genie from their lamp.

"I, the genie, offer you three wishes-" "I wish for you to be free." "You can onl- wait, what?"

@bluestarlett

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

@bluestarlett hey this is saturn right?

Mind collects little trinkets and cool rocks and shiny things and stuff of the sort.

Headcanon #1094

so there was a tornado watch today (i'm in CST btw) and we weren't allowed to leave until 4:45. so got out of school an hour earlier. sirens were kinda freaking us out. we're fine though. i think. if tornado hits us by surprise we're screwed. i live in a trailer.

purposefully using they/them for an it/its user because you "don't want to disrespect them :(" is still misgendering!!

the difference to using it/its respectfully is consent. an it/its user is giving you full consent! just use people's pronouns, please. they are not for your comfort.

flashbacks to that one comment under a tom scott video

i'm a knight! cool! sword time!

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

having someone yap about something that they find interesting will never not be cute

Me at the Tally Hall gender clinic: Can I get a T?

Receptionist, confirming: T?

Me, begrudgingly (legally obligated): and if you hit me with A-L-L-Y