How To Hit Your Guys With The Crust Rays

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

I HATH DRAWN THIS IN SCHOOL

remember like a year ago when the west was acting appalled at russia arresting anti-war protesters for holding up blank signs and showing even a shred of sympathy for ukraine? sorry folks your genocide doesn't pertain to our geopolitical interests you're on your own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maya !

she's so cute .. I love her always !

im having a moment

AND WHEN EVERYTHINGS ALL FINE AND DANDY— YOU GET OBSESSED WITH ANOTHER PIECE OF CLASSIC LITERATURE

PORTIA WHITE FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT