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toei's anti-sanji agenda is genuinely crazy 😭😭😭😭

And when I say Sanji gets treated like a female character in a battle shonen by the studios & audience I mean that!! I'm getting Sakura Haruno flashbacks here & I'm not happy.

more things!!!!!! (mostly buggy!!!!!!! specifically 🥗!!!!)

Pls no, f! Buggy is making me feel things...

In a good way

AHAHA same.. Buggy himself is already super funny cute and endearing... im weak to a guyfail but even weaker to girlfails 💙

Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *weaving stops*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

Anyway, Sanji and his fanclub (guys only)

Don't be shy to add more if you have <3

Perona !!!!!!!!!!

Buggy(‘s!!!)