Funny Phrases To Use When Something Goes Wrong Instead Of Jokingly Saying "i'm Going To Kms":

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

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2 years ago

Above all else keep Jeremy Strong in your thoughts and prayers tonight

2 years ago

(in my own succession timeline in my head) Shivs wedding happened at the beginning of the year. She explains how Caroline guilt tripped her into having it in England during the cold for her. I think its interesting that Caroline then (later that year in the summer) chose to have her own wedding in warm and sunny Italy herself. When Roman and shiv where talking about the wedding and about their mom having a prenup, they talk about how the relationship and engagement happened so fast and they need to make sure she gets a prenup incase she's "getting swept off her feet". I wonder if in some wierd mother-daughter-competitve way, caroline wanted to one up Shivs wedding a couple of months after it happened. Caroline and Rory(who wasn't the same man she took to Shivs wedding) relationship seemed slot like shiv and Tom's relationship with Rory being more into the wedding than Caroline and being in awe of her wealth and connection to the powerful, connected and wealthy Roys (kinda like tom). In my mind I think shivr felt this back hand of a wedding so close to hers in a more romantic and warm place after being made to have it in cold England and maybe she decided to wear white to the wedding to stick it to her mother a bit

I love how the succession season three finale features none of the characters paying respect to the fact that they’re at a royal wedding. Tom and Greg had matching suits that would make you think they were both the groom. Connor proposed to Willa in front of everyone. Greg called Roman a pervert in front of a Contessa. Roman and Logan spent half the wedding away making a business deal. Half of them skip the reception. Shiv actually wore a white dress to her own mother’s wedding.

2 years ago

Jeremy was so great in this scene, just his body language as such a vulnerable Kendall in rehab after shivs wedding.

Succession 2.01 “The Summer Palace”
Succession 2.01 “The Summer Palace”
Succession 2.01 “The Summer Palace”

Succession 2.01 “The Summer Palace”

10 months ago
WET LEG Chaise Longue, 2022
WET LEG Chaise Longue, 2022

WET LEG Chaise Longue, 2022

3 years ago
I Am Sick And Tired Of The Society In Which Rape Culture Is Promoted. 
I Am Sick And Tired Of The Society In Which Rape Culture Is Promoted. 

I am sick and tired of the society in which rape culture is promoted. 

2 years ago

the presidential sash for the first time ever was handed over by the people of brazil

the fascist ex-president bolsonaro ran away from brazil and refused to participate in the ceremony, breaking one of brazil’s democracy’s staple traditions that is to hand the presidential sash to the successor. lula received the presidential sash from individuals representing the brazilian peoples.

this going to be a long post, but it’s really important for us.

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francisco, 10 years old, swimmer of corinthians, a brazilian sports club. he lives in a outskirts of são paulo. after watching a movie about lula, he saw that he could be a president too.

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aline sousa, 33 years old, garbage collector since she was 14 and the 3rd generation of collector in the family. aline is a mother of 6 boys and 1 girl, in 2012 she was elected director secretary of the CENTCOOP-DF (a central of work cooperatives of collectors in distrito federal, brasília) and 3 years later the first president of the entity.

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chief raoni metuktire, 90 years old, dedicated his life to the defense of the amazon and the peoples of the forest. he is recognized by indigenous and riverside communities as one of the main representatives of the struggle to preserve the forest and the amazonian peoples.

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weslley viesba rodrigues rocha, 36 years old, metallurgist from ABC region since he was 18 years old. married and father of two boys, cauã, 18 years old, and apolo, 2 months old. he graduated in Physical Education with the help of fies (a program of the ministry of education for funding the higher education of the undergraduate students). weslley is also a DJ in the rap group ‘falange’. 

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murilo de quadros jesus, 28 years old, teacher, graduated in portuguese and english languages (UTFPR) and lives in curitiba.

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jucimara fausto dos santos, cook born in palotina. she dedicated her life to cooking and it was in a cooking contest at vigília lula livre (a civil movement supported by several brazilian social movements and union entities to help free lula from the prision) that jucimara was called to make bread. today she cooks for the employees’ association of the state university of maringá.

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ivan baron, 24 years old, he’s from rio grande do norte and at the age of 3 had viral meningitis, a disease that caused his cerebral palsy. ivan is a reference in the anti-capacitist struggle and considered one of the ambassadors of inclusion in an exclusionary society and he’s also part of the lgbtqia+ community

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flávio pereira, 50 years old, from pinhalão - paraná. he is an artisan and was at the vigília lula livre for 580 days helping with daily activities.

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aline sousa passing the sash.

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this was honestly one of the most beautiful moments in brazil’s history.

2 years ago

fuck yeah!!! Yes greg abandoned his inheritance to play for Logan's team, but that also means that greg has lots some of his leverage with his uncle because his also given up the board seat we would have gotten from his grandfather. Greg is soft, easily manipulated, inexperienced and seems to focused on the superficial side of wealth rather than the power, reach and major influence. i think Logan brought Greg into the inner circle yes as another 'Roy' at the table, a loyal family member, a lacky under Tom and but most of all to piss-off his brother that Ewan's grandson his working for him especially at ATN which ewan hates. Logan knows greg is just there for the money and for himself and would never be a loyal as tom; Greg would never sacrifice himself to go to prison for Logan.

Logan was willing to fuck Roman, shiv and Kendall all at once' he would think nothing of fucking over Greg. A lot is going to happen in season 4, pieces will be moved, alliances formed and destroyed, and people need to play their hands carefully and properly ; and Gregory hasn't been playing for very long. Gregory is going to make one wrong step and i think even tom wouldn't think twice about fucking over greg

Oh The Post Is About. Okay. Yeah I Totally Didn't Read This Title And Think It Was About Greg Having
Oh The Post Is About. Okay. Yeah I Totally Didn't Read This Title And Think It Was About Greg Having

oh the post is about. okay. yeah I totally didn't read this title and think it was about greg having sex with tom

1 year ago
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott
Prometheus (2012) Dir Ridley Scott

Prometheus (2012) dir Ridley Scott

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